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Yeah I stuttered what you going to do about it?
That one meme but Starscream (probs au but could be anything)
Bumblebee joking with Starscream: Looks like someone has daddy issues
Starscream: I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES, I AM PAPA'S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY
(Megatron: Hey you're not allowed to swear yet. You're grounded for 2 days now.)
Windblade: Starscream why are you calling
Starscream: I just realised that if the high grade or drugs don't work to stop me being depressed.
Starscream: Why not take both at the same time! I'M GOING TO BE HAPPY GLITCHES!!!!
Later
Reporter: Starscream has been rushed to get dire medical treatment after Windblade found him coughing up energon and unresponsive. He is now stable and is being visited by some bots
Cut to Starscream strapped to a berth
Windblade: Tell me right now! WHAT THE FRAG MADE YOU DO THAT! YOU COULD HAVE DIED!!
Starscream: In my defence I wasn't aware that would happen
Wheeljack: Even I know what you did is dangerous and I'm literally the guy that triggers danger
Chromia: Unfortunately you survived though so I don't see the problem
Windblade: Not the right time Chromia
PLS REBLOG THIS TOOK ME 7 YEARS TO MAKE
I heard this audio somewhere and immediately thought kf starscream and rushed to make this bad boy 😩😩😩 I love it sm very proud of the outcome
Some more memes
I am NOT sorry for the dead jokes
For the post I made about rodimus and ADHD meds
This is how it seems to work:
Transformers Cartoon: this is Firetruck Steve he turns into a Firetruck wee woo wee woo
Transformers Comics: Firetruck Steve struggles with drug addiction due to his crushing guilt at not having saved more people from the flames
Transformers Fandom: Firetruck Steve must be held accountable for his war crimes
and WHO SAID. i can’t wear my CONVERSE. WITH MY DRESS? WELL BABYYY, THATS JUST ME!!!!!
tfp!human!au:
ratchet: - do you know that alcohol is completely eliminated from the body only after approximately twenty days?
wheeljack: - ..you mean, never?
ratchet: - has anyone seen bumblebee and smokescreen?
bulkhead: - oh i'm sure they're fine. i left them with wheeljack!
ratchet: - no offense, bulkh, but those two sentences don't go together.
tfp!human!au:
knock out:
knock out: - please tell me you're hiding that you were turned into a vampire..
breakdown: - ..? no?
knock out: - so you mean you could see your reflection in the mirror and you came dressed like that anyway?
smokescreen, admiring the sunset: - now imagine how cool it would be if you could take screenshots in real life..
bulkhead:
arcee:
bulkhead, in a whisper: - may be we should remind him about cameras?
arcee, in a whisper: - nah
tfp!human!au:
knock out: - oh.. didn't notice we had a new halloween decoration here.
megatron: - we don't have any. it's starscream.
ultra magnus: - it seems like we have to change our strategy. quick, what is the plan b?
bulkhead: - well.. there's no plan b.
wheeljack: - and there's no plan a either.
smokescreen: - yeah, basically, we have no idea what we're doing.
tfp!human!au:
smokescreen: - but if the human body doesn't get water, it dies!
ratchet: *takes away coca cola bottle*
ratchet: - i hate to break it to you, but this is not water.
smokescreen: *struggles to take the bottle back*
smokescreen: - no, but it's a liquid-
wheeljack: - it's not about if anyone permits me to do that
wheeljack: - it's only about if anyone can prevent me from doing that
tfp!human!au:
how the 1st episode should have started
ratchet: - what in the actual fuck?
optimus: - ratchet. be careful what you say, there are children here.
ratchet: - well that's the point! what in the actual fuck do the children do on the military base?
bulkhead: - we're surrounded!
wheeljack: - great, so that means we can fire in any direction!
tfp!human!au:
smokescreen: - not a single person asked me how fast i could run in my new shoes today.
smokescreen: - being an adult is just so stupid.
wheeljack: - you're so resilient!
arcee: - thanks. my options were that or dead.
tfp!human!au:
smokescreen: - hey bee, do you happen to have a band-aid? i seem to have cut my finger..
bumblebee: *nods and hands him several colorful band-aids with different cartoon characters*
smokescreen: ☆.☆`
smokescreen: - ..so you mean i have to choose one?.. you know what, lend me your knife for a minute, too!
knock out, mad at himself, entering the medbay: - i'm just an incredible idiot!
shockwave: - awareness of the problem and an objective evaluation of its scale are 50% of its solution.
tfp!human!au:
arcee: *stretches*
arcee: - ugh, my whole body hurts..
smokescreen: - oh, is it because of dealing with all that paperwork? or because of some intense workout?
arcee: - it's because of my being in my late 20s.
wheeljack: - but how did you find me?
ratchet: - oh, our computers detected a huge explosion and we thought «now, who could that be?»