Wheeljack: - It's Not About If Anyone Permits Me To Do That

tfp!human!au:

smokescreen: - not a single person asked me how fast i could run in my new shoes today.

smokescreen: - being an adult is just so stupid.

tfp!human!au:

smokescreen: - hey bee, do you happen to have a band-aid? i seem to have cut my finger..

bumblebee: *nods and hands him several colorful band-aids with different cartoon characters*

smokescreen: ☆.☆`

smokescreen: - ..so you mean i have to choose one?.. you know what, lend me your knife for a minute, too!

smokescreen: - well, in my defense, i was left unsupervised!

optimus: - wait, wasn't bumblebee with you?

bumblebee:

smokescreen:

smokescreen: - in his defense, he was also left unsupervised.

tfp!human!au:

how the 1st episode should have started

ratchet: - what in the actual fuck?

optimus: - ratchet. be careful what you say, there are children here.

ratchet: - well that's the point! what in the actual fuck do the children do on the military base?

arcee: - what's the situation?

smokescreen: - everything goes according to plan!

arcee: *looks around the battlefield*

arcee: - seems like according to the enemy's plan.

greetings!🌌 and nice avatar picture! this is beautiful drawing :>

hey!! ⭐

aww, thank you so much, i'm kinda flattered <3

actually, as you've probably guessed, it's my interpretation of tfp adult!miko. i like to think that although she didn't remain the exact same person when she grown up, she managed to conserve some part of her old self.

it's quite old, but i still like it, hehe

☕ probably the weirdest associations ever but anyway tfp autobots as things you add in your tea:

🫙 wheeljack - cinnamon

🥛 smokescreen - milk

🥄 bulkhead - sugar

🌿 arcee - herbs

🍯 bumblebee - honey

🍋 ratchet - citrus

🫐 optimus - berries

🧊 ultra magnus - ice

🫗 cliffjumper - sugar syrup

tfp!human!au:

knock out: - oh.. didn't notice we had a new halloween decoration here.

megatron: - we don't have any. it's starscream.

tfp!human!au:

smokescreen: - what's your biggest fear?

optimus: - being forgotten.

smokescreen: - damn, that's.. deep..

smokescreen: - mine is the kool-aid man but i feel kinda stupid about it now.

tfp!human!au:

after new year's party

bulkhead: - get up, it's 6 o'clock already!

smokescreen: - already? ohh, alright, guess i'll skip my morning training today..

bulkhead:

bulkhead: - no, i mean, it's 6 p.m.