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riz, getting down on his knees to fabian: “will you be the fuck around to my find out?”

every night i have a battle with my reflection over whether or not i’m going to brush my teeth. and every night i do. out of pure spite. you want me to brush my teeth so fucking badly. fine. fine you motherfucker. i will. because i’m not a pus-

riz in fabian’s letterman jacket. that he didn’t get for being on the team. ig it fits riz better since he’s on the team. being the ball and all

i bet bad kids sleepovers fucking rule

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some fun details:

stopping at that funky little truck stop on my way back from college to buy myself another metal as fuck mug with a dragon for a handle

look at this shit

stranger things spoilers

the hobbit and lotr spoliers

with all these stranger things and lotr parallels, i would like to present:

eddie and dustin as aragorn and frodo

i love how most of the are pretty much the same. and then texas is just unbelievably fucked up

US state borders but they are based off rivers and mountains

stranger things spoilers

imagine eddie, dying, being held in dustin’s arms. he’s joking around like he does. maybe he knows he’s dying and he’s trying to make dustin smile one more time. maybe he doesn’t know.

but somewhere in that goofy final monologue, the tone changes. he gets a bit more somber and drops his smile as he looks up at the red sky, just past dustin’s gaze. and he simply says, “i see fire”. (i know it’s cheesy but come on. lord of the rings.)

mostly because, as he said, he left the burning shire and went straight to the fires of mordor, but steve robin and nancy were also burning vecna.

that’s all. i hope it makes sense.

i was handcrafted by god (she/her) to be and only to be some five year old kid’s imaginary friend.

i’m not cut out for the real world.

i can’t do this shit anymore.

yk the ‘bury your gays’ trope where the writers kill off gay characters? great name. but what about ‘kill your queers’. it’s so bad and it just sounds like a hate crime but like. the alliteration is nice yk.

istg i absolutely guzzle orange juice like my bard drowning himself in ‘the best beer in town’ during a long rest after five hours of combat stumbling out of a tavern after he lost his banjo ready to collapse.

i just know i can’t be the only one to look at wlw and mlm and mentally pronounce them as wulawula and mlim.

MoM spoilers

it is said that the book of vishanti gives someone exactly what they need to defeat their enemy. doctor strange and america were looking for something material and concrete, something to give them an answer, a weapon, guidelines, something more than just the two of them.

i didn’t notice until my second watch, but when wanda destroyed the book, there was one page that stuck out. it shriveled up and floated away, as if saying “hey look at me!”

what was on that page? a star

what’s america’s symbol? a star

she was all they needed all along. and she was ultimately what saved them and the world and the multiverse.

they had the perfect opportunity to have benedict cumberbatch as doctor strange say “no shit, sherlock”, but they had him say “no shit, genius” instead. i’m appalled.

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP OVER LAYLA

thought about posting about the new episode but i have no words

the system getting their ears pierced

marc, and who hates the idea: if you do this, i’m not gonna buy us another fish

steven, whose idea it was: oh, come on. it’ll look nice. and it can’t be that bad

also steven: *immediately letting marc take control after the needle hits his skin*

the way khonshu was like

i’m just gonna appear in random places and be super ominous and scary to mess with steven

like what was the reason other than to torment the poor boy

the fact that marc bought steven another fish when gus died is amazing by itself. but

“like i told you yesterday, all the fish have two fins”

marc was looking specifically for a fish with one only fin. he cares about steven even if doesn’t show it

the way he goes from calling him “mr. great” to “alexander”

MOON KNIGHT 1.04 • “The Tomb”

i was always wondering why steven’s accent sounded kinda weird. like it felt kinda out of place. and steven also over uses british slang. like a lot.

then i realized that steven’s britishness is based on marc’s subconscious idea of britishness.

marc is the host personality, as he fronts the most.

i did some research on DID for this post, but i’m not an expert or anything so forgive me if i say something wrong.

“These perceptions about oneself which originate from diverse perspectives, aggregate around multiple foci. Related emotions, thoughts, and behavior styles are linked to these foci over time. These aggregates become alter personalities following repeated utilization.”

so steven was formed from an american mind? and that’s why he’s so stereotypically british?? right???

crying screaming throwing up

i literally love moon knight so much. it’s so detail oriented in the smallest ways and oscar isaac pulls it off flawlessly

you can easily tell who’s who. even the way they style their hair! stevens is parted to the side while marc’s it swooped back

marc stands guard even though he’s clearly terrified while steven flails his arms, backs away, and fiddles with the rags on the cart anxiously. it looks like steven is about to book it 💀

their stealth too. stevens is timid and almost like tiptoeing while marc’s is calculated and stealthy, like he’s most likely done this before.

and their clothes! marc’s sleeves are bunched up while steven has his way pass his hands, just like sweater paws.

EVEN THEIR STANCE IS DIFFERENT!! steven is slouched while marc stands straight.

going from marc,,

to steven so quickly just from their expressions!! marc’s gaze is clearly stern and annoyed and stevens gaze quickly softens when he fronted (especially when he saw layla <33) istg whoever puts these details in the show ily

I cant wait for Jake to show up so Layla can have a third boyfriend

just heard that oscar’s brother played marc in that hug scene.

feeling feels.

attractive men in complete despair has gotta be one of my favorite genres of man.

the way steven grabs onto marc’s shirt and the comfort when he closed his eyes. i wish we could see marc’s face during this clip

Steven Grant and Marc Spector in MOON KNIGHT (2022-) S01E04 | “The Tomb”

that scene in ep. 3 when marc and layla are in the car driving out to the middle of the desert in the middle of the night. that scene where marc is changing. that scene is gender.

we did not need that shot of oscar isaac in his underwear, drunk in egypt. but we got it. and for that i’m thankful

ik it’s kinda obvious but i just realized that the two gods missing from the ennead poster in ep. 1 were khonshu and ammit.

marc and jake and the little guy

izzy isn’t homophobic

he’s whorephobic