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Darya stood staring at her mother who she had looked up to her entire life.
This wasn’t right.
But she knew it was the truth.
And so…
She said to her
You’re no captain.
And I should have seen it long ago.
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My dnd character last session and something close enough to what was said :D
In the dnd game I’m in yesterday we discovered something amazing
My friend sent me this after saying something without context and I felt like I needed to share it
The characters
Dm: dungeon master
Darya (Rogue Fighter (Pirate) Tabaxi): my character
Salsa/Salvera (Bard bird): my friend that did this
Makoto/Mak/Mac n Cheese/Freddy Faz Bear (Chaotic ass barbarian dragonborne)
The player/friend that’s been gone so he’s turned into Freddy from security breach
God/Caius (unarmed fighter): NPC we dragged along
So we stepped into basically a boss arena in these super cold icy mountains
Darya rolled stupid high on history and investigation a 31 and nat 20 with a total of 34
She finds a symbol of Tiamat in the floor
(And some other things but what matters is the symbol)
(We have dealt with Tiamat and Asmodeus before when Mak accidentally released hell)
AND OUT OF NO WHERE
MY GOOD PAL
THE PC OF SALSA AKA SALVERA
“Tiamat is Cotten eye joe”
We all started dying
And I was sent this
Why did I spend three days working on this
This isn’t even something that I put a lot of effort in
But at the same time I put a lot of effort in it
Why
Decided to do something fun with my copy of Heroes’ Feast to mark the occasion!
Are teiflings just extreme version of red heads don’t have souls?
In honor ofthe second session of the campaign
here I present a meme based on a scene that happend in session 1
The one kind of dragon no bard will fuck.
Use tax dollars to feed children/students who, by law, have to attend schools.
An actual transcript from last night's dnd session:
A: Can you add Divine Smite to Soup?
B: Tasty sou- SMITE
Me: SMOUP
Beginning of session:
Hand out these leaflets, we're doing some campaigning
End of session:
Local robotic crusader fights 2 wendigos, a vampire and possessed friend
Remember, every time you cast fireball, you throw a frog wizard at your target - comment from Cara
I just had a converation with Jezza McLeod on Cara about this and imagine a wizard that has an army of tiny frog minions that he just chucks at people and they are all wearing tiny wizard outfits.
You hear him shout: "GET HIM BOIS" and suddenly you are overwhelmed by a tsunami of of tiny frog wizards on fire charging towards you, all screaching like chipmunks
for context, I was been sick for a few session's, in which we joked that my character needed a spa break from the party. and in response, I made this
Very excited for my taco cosplay. Did a twig and makeup run with my shirt ears. Not finished yet but everything's coming in and I'm very excited about it!
Today we fought a harpy
Dm:your close to the harpy what do you want to do
Me under its siren like spell:can I climb it
Dm: roll
Me:(rolls a 6)
Dm:you bring it down a little but end up falling
Me: aw I wanted to kiss it have a little make out session
Part:WHAT