Marc And Jake And The Little Guy

is this loss

A coyote cools off in the drink fridge at a Quiznos in the Chicago Loop, 2007

“It did not growl. It did not make any sounds. It just tried to get in. Apparently it was scared and tried to shelter itself,” said Ray Zavalas, Quiznos employee.

every night i have a battle with my reflection over whether or not i’m going to brush my teeth. and every night i do. out of pure spite. you want me to brush my teeth so fucking badly. fine. fine you motherfucker. i will. because i’m not a pus-

just heard that oscar’s brother played marc in that hug scene.

feeling feels.

I WANNA BE ABLE TO SPEAK SPANISH SO BAD THIS ISNT EVEN A SHITPOST I JUST NEED IT

Paint me like one of your French girls

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Buddy you're a dog

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Dog

one time i told my two little sisters (now 11 and 8) that doing the worm would summon rabbits (because they really wanted a bunny but their parents get them one). the younger immediately knew it was bullshit but the older one spent the entire summer doing the worm everyday. and now she’s freakishly good at it. i’m talking like at least a foot and a half off the ground.

our ancestors would be proud