Person Who Wants To Do Stuff Trapped In A Body That Needs To Lie Down

Dionysus: On a scale from "Damn Daniel" to "Fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?

Apollo: In between "It's an avocado thanks" and "How did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer probably "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you Hermes?

Hermes: Probably "Road work ahead".

Artemis: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

This ship needs more love

Lucius: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.

Barty:No it's my fault, I shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank the police.

Hermes:My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like

Store Worker: Would a Mr. Apollo come to the front desk?

Apollo:Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker:*points to Hermes and Dionysus*

Store Worker: I believe they are with you?

Hermes and Dionysus:We got lost.

Apollo:I didn't even bring you two with me!

Ayyyyyoooo

I just made my first Uquiz! 

https://uquiz.com/8MtrzI 

Which one of my Hyperfixations are you?

(Sorry in advance)

Hello friends, first we appreciate your support for lgbtiqa refugees in Kenya. This is to keep you posted about how life is increasingly hard for queer people in Kenya( Kakuma camp)

We got attacked yesterday and three of our friends got injured on the head and others got minor injuries. We are seeking financial support so that our friends can get proper treatment. In the picture is a lesbian whose head was beaten with a stone and we need to help her urgently. We need to take her to an x-ray scan and findout whether she is ok.

The hospital requires us to pay $250 and so we please need you to help witj any amount you can. We slwo have other frienfs that got attavked but not as bad as this.

See gofundme below

GoGetFunding

SUPPORT LGBT PEOPLE FROM KAKUMA REFUGEE CAMP

Hello world,Hope this finds all well. We are looking forward to supporting queer communities in east Africa especially asylum seeker from Ug

See picture below

I am obsessed with this show and decided to draw my favorite character. Edwin Payne, they could never make me hate you.

"undoing this character's death would take away his sacrifice and character arc" girl I don't give a shit. I'm bringing him back through the power of ao3 fix-it fics and there's nothing you can do to stop me x

You ever take an edible and go on a tangent about wanting to smack the ass of the Mothman statue in Point Pleasant, West Virginia? Yeah... me neither...

listen i love that crystal meth and trauma boy have their relationship and all but i’ve been looking at the way trauma boy looks at rizz tism and it seems mighty unlikely that it’s in a heterosexual way