trash-goblinthethird
a weird person He/They https://archiveofourown.org/users/Dysfunctional_Deity(Profile picrew by @Crowesn)
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Latest Posts by trash-goblinthethird
As someone who works with social history for a living, I feel like I’m the aggressive opposite of an anti-vaxxer
I fucking LOVE vaccines, friends. Give me the science stab. I’m so ready. it’s a beautiful day to not die of a Bajillion and one diseases that carried off like half the population before they had even reached age 10, and a significant portion before they made it to old age, 150 years ago
I go to the old cemetery. I see the vast numbers of infant and child and young adult graves. And then I go to my doctor and get injected with Potion of Fuck That Noise. This is beautiful and miraculous and I do not remotely understand how some people can reject it – not just for themselves, but for their children
This stupid prophet (and the musical in general) has been living in my head rent free. So of course I had to draw him. His design was inspired by a plethora of other artists who drew him.
But it's no longer you…
（drew this months ago forgot to post it）
I am obsessed with this show and decided to draw my favorite character. Edwin Payne, they could never make me hate you.
You ever take an edible and go on a tangent about wanting to smack the ass of the Mothman statue in Point Pleasant, West Virginia? Yeah... me neither...
Xenk: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Edgin!
Edgin: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
His Autistic Swag has bewitched me both Body and Soul.
You guys don't understand. These two Gay ghosts have me in a chokehold.
I'm NOT normal about them
Hello friends, first we appreciate your support for lgbtiqa refugees in Kenya. This is to keep you posted about how life is increasingly hard for queer people in Kenya( Kakuma camp)
We got attacked yesterday and three of our friends got injured on the head and others got minor injuries. We are seeking financial support so that our friends can get proper treatment. In the picture is a lesbian whose head was beaten with a stone and we need to help her urgently. We need to take her to an x-ray scan and findout whether she is ok.
The hospital requires us to pay $250 and so we please need you to help witj any amount you can. We slwo have other frienfs that got attavked but not as bad as this.
See gofundme below
See picture below
Literally Jegulus. They never even canonicaly interacted and we were all like "They're in love your honor"
"One day I will get over them I swear"
*Looks at the 200+ open ao3 tabs*
Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down
"undoing this character's death would take away his sacrifice and character arc" girl I don't give a shit. I'm bringing him back through the power of ao3 fix-it fics and there's nothing you can do to stop me x
decidedly unfriendly reminder that fanfiction is written by real people with real feelings for free in their free time. it's a labour of love and something to cherish. if you come across a fic that you don't enjoy, that's totally fine, but it is your due diligence as a fellow fan and decent human being to click away. leaving mean comments, absurd rating systems or harassing writers in their inbox while hiding behind an anonymous icon is not an acceptable manner to behave in any fandom and online space ever. it's disgustingly entitled, wildly disrespectful and only serves to discourage people from sharing their writing in a community that is meant to be fun and supportive. the next time you read something you don't enjoy, stop reading it and move on with your day. read something you like and leave kudos and a nice comment there instead. have some common sense and don't be a fucking asshole. it's not that fucking difficult.
This year to celebrate Pride Month I watched a lot of Dead Boy Detectives.
Now that Pride Month has been over for a few days, I have considered my options and am happy to report that I decided to continue watching Dead Boy Detectives.
listen i love that crystal meth and trauma boy have their relationship and all but i’ve been looking at the way trauma boy looks at rizz tism and it seems mighty unlikely that it’s in a heterosexual way
If we don't get a second season, I'll cry
Ohh look, it's the dead boy detectives!
Ayyyyyoooo
I just made my first Uquiz!
https://uquiz.com/8MtrzI
Which one of my Hyperfixations are you?
(Sorry in advance)
OH NO
When it's October and you're in the marauders fandom....
✨ I can't do this anymore ✨
This ship needs more love
Lucius: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.
Barty:No it's my fault, I shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank the police.
I keep searching up the ship "Barty/Lucius" only to be reminded that that ship doesn't exist and I'm not sure if there is another soul out there who has ever even thought of shipping these two together and have created anything for the ship so the only content I have for this ship is stuff I've made and it's heartbreaking.
Hades sees dead people
Hades: Goodnight moon.
Hades: Goodnight tree.
Hades: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
Dionysus: On a scale from "Damn Daniel" to "Fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?
Apollo: In between "It's an avocado thanks" and "How did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer probably "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you Hermes?
Hermes: Probably "Road work ahead".
Artemis: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
Hermes:My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like
Who broke it?
*Everyone is standing around a broken coffee maker*
Ares:So? Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Athena:I did... I broke it.
Ares:No. No you didn't. Hermes?
Hermes:Don't look at me. Look at Artemis.
Artemis:What? I didn't break it.
Hermes: Huh. That's weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Artemis: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken!
Hermes: Suspicious.
Artemis:No it's not!
Dionysus: If it matters... Probably not...Apollo was the last one to use it.
Apollo: Liar I don't even drink that crap!
Dionysus:Oh really? What were you doing by the Coffee cart earlier?
Apollo:I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Dionysus!
Athena:Okay, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it Ares.
Ares:No! Who broke it?
Dionysus:Ares? Artemis has been awfully quiet.
Artemis:Really?
*Everyone starts arguing*
Ares being interviewed: I broke it. It burned my hand earlier, so I punched it.
Ares:I predict ten minutes from now they will be at each other's throats with warpaint and a pig head on a stick.
Ares:
Ares: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Store Worker: Would a Mr. Apollo come to the front desk?
Apollo:Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker:*points to Hermes and Dionysus*
Store Worker: I believe they are with you?
Hermes and Dionysus:We got lost.
Apollo:I didn't even bring you two with me!