Dionysus: On A Scale From "Damn Daniel" To "Fre Sha Vaca Do", How Are You Feeling?

But it's no longer you…

（drew this months ago forgot to post it）

Who broke it?

*Everyone is standing around a broken coffee maker*

Ares:So? Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.

Athena:I did... I broke it.

Ares:No. No you didn't. Hermes?

Hermes:Don't look at me. Look at Artemis.

Artemis:What? I didn't break it.

Hermes: Huh. That's weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Artemis: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken!

Hermes: Suspicious.

Artemis:No it's not!

Dionysus: If it matters... Probably not...Apollo was the last one to use it.

Apollo: Liar I don't even drink that crap!

Dionysus:Oh really? What were you doing by the Coffee cart earlier?

Apollo:I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Dionysus!

Athena:Okay, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it Ares.

Ares:No! Who broke it?

Dionysus:Ares? Artemis has been awfully quiet.

Artemis:Really?

*Everyone starts arguing*

Ares being interviewed: I broke it. It burned my hand earlier, so I punched it.

Ares:I predict ten minutes from now they will be at each other's throats with warpaint and a pig head on a stick.

Ares:

Ares: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

This stupid prophet (and the musical in general) has been living in my head rent free. So of course I had to draw him. His design was inspired by a plethora of other artists who drew him.

Xenk: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Edgin!

Edgin: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

This year to celebrate Pride Month I watched a lot of Dead Boy Detectives.

Now that Pride Month has been over for a few days, I have considered my options and am happy to report that I decided to continue watching Dead Boy Detectives.

You guys don't understand. These two Gay ghosts have me in a chokehold.

I'm NOT normal about them

This ship needs more love

Lucius: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.

Barty:No it's my fault, I shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank the police.

Ayyyyyoooo

I just made my first Uquiz! 

https://uquiz.com/8MtrzI 

Which one of my Hyperfixations are you?

(Sorry in advance)

listen i love that crystal meth and trauma boy have their relationship and all but i’ve been looking at the way trauma boy looks at rizz tism and it seems mighty unlikely that it’s in a heterosexual way

You ever take an edible and go on a tangent about wanting to smack the ass of the Mothman statue in Point Pleasant, West Virginia? Yeah... me neither...