Andromeda : What's The Worst Thing You Guys Have Done? 

tbh the only taylor swift song that isn’t marauders coded is 22

CHARLI LIKES BOYS BUT SHE KNOWS I'D HIT IHT

we all should focus on lily—her complicated relationships with her sister and with snape, her falling for james after many years of rejecting him, mary—her challenges of being a black woman and a muggleborn, marlene—her realisation she’s a lesbian or her working class background and more punk-ish values (bc it’s a common hc i see), black sisters dynamic (ITS A GOD TIER ANGST YALL ARE SLEEPING ON), we should also give dorcas a generally agreed upon characterisation. what we don’t need is a new male ship/character every other week, damn

Sirius: Why doesn't Remus find me sexy when I bite my lip?

Peter: What do you look like when you bite your lip?

Sirius: *bites lip*

Peter: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

happy mother’s day to all mothers, but especially lily evans, who never got the chance to be the best fucking mum in the whole entire world to harry

Harry: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen? 

Remus: Neither. 

Remus: Because it's twelve dumbass child

Sirius: rEMUS WE TALKED ABOUT THIS

James, about Lily: She's very pretty. And confident. And smart.

Remus: She’d eat you alive.

James, sighing: What a way to go.

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c: @givethispromptatry

Jack Black being the disowned older brother of Sirius and Regulus Black

I’d hate to be in the room below the marauders.

Imagine it’s 2 am and Sirius just fell through the ceiling covered head to toe in glitter. Or it’s 5 am James is waking up early to go on a run, but you swear you heard hooves.

Peter: Why is there cheese on my bed AGAIN?!

Mary: I swear, it was Marlene this time

Marlene: You didn’t have to rat me out

Peter: Marlene…

Mary: Don’t worry, we’ll make sure it gets squeaky clean.

Lily: We’ll make sure you can’t tail there ever was cheese.

Peter:

Peter: Why did we tell them?

James: At least they don’t keep SHINING LIGHTS into your EYES!