James, About Lily: She's Very Pretty. And Confident. And Smart.

Dorcas Meadows!

First time posting fanart, hope u guys like it

Lily: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake? 

James: Aww- 

Lily: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

btw the a+ in lgbtqia+ stands for a+ as in a really good grade so remember to do your homowork and get good gays.

Sirius Black proposing to Remus Lupin, because he would never do it himself- he has too much self-hatred and self-doubt.

Sirius Black getting down on one knee and asking if, maybe, Remus would be willing to love him for the rest of their lives, because he was absolutely sure that he would love Remus for the rest of his.

Remus Lupin tearing up and muttering in thrilled disbelief, “Are you serious?” Because he’s so happy and excited and he’s not thinking straight.

Sirius Black grinning tearfully and saying, “Yes, I’m Sirius. Sirius Lupin, hopefully.”

And Remus just fucking sobbing.

Jack Black being the disowned older brother of Sirius and Regulus Black

“you smoked then ate 7 bars of chocolate” Um taylor, remus lupin has a name

Lily Evans is for hot and sexy people. If you don't like Lily, well, I have some news for you.

marlene obsessing over effie pt. 2

James: Mom, what does your shirt say?!

Effie: Oh, it says milf! 

James: Yeah, I see that. Where did you get it?!

Effie: Marlene gave it to me. Is it a problem, deer?

James: Do you know what it means?!

Effie: Yeah!

Effie: Man, I love frogs!

James: marLENE!!!!!!!!

*evil marlene laughter in the background*

Sirius: Why doesn't Remus find me sexy when I bite my lip?

Peter: What do you look like when you bite your lip?

Sirius: *bites lip*

Peter: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

to consider: 

james trying to educate himself on muggle things to impress lily. remus feeding him fake information just to fuck with him. lily and her mum spending forty-five minutes trying untangle james’s hair from an electric whisk when he visits because remus told him it was a hair messer-upper.