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Do you ever imagine that all your favorite characters, who have absolutely no connection to each other, just chill in your head when you’re not actively thinking about them?
For me, it’s like: Leonardo from the 2003 iteration of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Sam Winchester from Supernatural, and Obi-Wan Kenobi from the Star Wars prequels all sitting at a table sipping tea. And yes, they’re totally aware they’re in my head:
Leonardo: [staring at the mug in front of him] Is it just me, or does everything feel... jittery today?
Sam: [rubbing his temples] Oh, it’s not just you. I think she’s had, like, three cups of coffee already this morning.
Obi-Wan: [raising an eyebrow] Three cups? Amateur. During the Clone Wars, I once drank six cups in one briefing just to stay awake while Anakin explained his ‘perfect’ plan to flank a droid battalion. It wasn’t perfect. I ended up digging us out of a crater for three hours.
Leonardo: [sighing] No wonder I’ve been feeling like I should be training non-stop. The energy in here is buzzing.
Sam: [grinning slightly] Hey, at least she’s somewhat productive when caffeinated. Sometimes it’s just doomscrolling and procrastination.
Obi-Wan: [calmly setting his cup down] Perhaps we should find a way to encourage her to hydrate. Tea, perhaps?
Sam: [shrugging] We can try, but she won’t listen to me about drinking water. Dean’s been yelling at her from somewhere in the subconscious for years.
Leonardo: Maybe if we say it’ll help her focus on writing, she’ll actually consider it.
Obi-Wan: [thoughtfully] A clever suggestion. But I suspect we may be at the mercy of her next coffee run regardless.
The gang does an awkward JC Penney family photo session
I’m taking emotional damage from my own bullshit sketches.
✨ I’m back on my Destiel bullshit ✨
love being decent at writing. i just submitted what was practically destiel fanfiction to a writing festival. those judges have no idea.
things misha collins, agent of chaos, has as really done:
- repeatedly used justin bieber as a means of flirting with his co star
- renewed his wedding vows dressed in drag, holding a bouquet of organic vegetables
- paid jared padalecki over a thousand dollars in coins after losing a bet
- found out about destiel by reading fanfic
- got arrested for a suspected bank robbery (he was actually just using the light on the roof of a bank to read his book. y’know. as you do)
- “what are they going to do, fire me?”
- tricked larry king into thinking the spn cast have regular orgies on set
- “accidentally” tweeted a link to an in-depth, cockles analysis tumblr post
- produced farts that caused a fellow plane passenger to pass out twice and require medical assistance
- asked amazon if they ship destiel or wincest
I'm starting to get into the Supernatural fandom now that I'm 9 seasons in and I have to say... it sure is something. This show can sometimes piss me off but man some people in this fandom really now how to press my buttons.
I mean, how hard is it not to have horrible takes that completely simplifies and invalidates all the trauma and characterization of these characters? Also, why are people so mean? Can't we just all bond over our collective hatred of John Winchester and call it a day? Is it that hard?
Anyways, love Sam and Dean Winchester. They are THE brothers.
sam winchester (feat. dean) icon / pfp & header 🫎
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