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I did this all for you by Xana: Destiel Anthem?
“You make a mess of mistakes, I just savour the taste, but I forgave this worthless world, because it gave me you.”
“I did this all so you could have your happy after, a never ending chapter. Call you up in the middle of the night just to enchant you[…]Now I’m part of you for the rest of your damn life.”
“Said you wanted closure, it’s never really over, didn’t wanna scare ya when I lost all my composure. Wishing you would save me, am I going just crazy? Every shooting stars rolling their eyes at me lately.”
Dean, flirting by sms : What would you do if you found me tied up? ;)
Castiel, oblivious : Untie you.
Castiel, still oblivious : Can’t you cut the rope? Are you in danger Dean?
Dean : The only thing in danger right now is my self esteem.
Dean : *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*
Castiel : Stop that Dean. How would you feel if I banged you on the table?
Dean : I—
Dean : I don’t know the correct answer to that question.
Castiel : I knew you were going to be stressed so I brought back some pie.
Dean taking the pie : God I love you.
Castiel : I love you too Dean.
Dean :
Castiel : You were talking to the pie, weren’t you?
Dean : I can love two things.
Dean : Hey babe, what do you think I should wear? Red shirt or black shirt?
Castiel : I don’t know. You’ll look good in whatever you wear love.
Dean : Well thank you but I’m having a hard time deciding so I was hoping you could pick.
Castiel : Either way you’re going to be the prettiest one at the party, dear I love you so much
Dean : No,no I love you too and I know you think I’m pretty. And this isn’t a test, I just- Which shirt would you prefer to see me in tonight?
Castiel : I prefer you... Just the way you are.
Dean : Oh my god.
Dean : Hey Sammy! red or black shirt?!
Sam : Black the red makes you look like a bitch.
Dean : Thank you!
Sam : No problem.
Dean, entering the living room looking at his clothes : Has anyone seen my top?
Sam : Castiel's in the kitchen.
Charlie : The last time I saw castiel he was in the library!
Crowley : I have no idea where the angel is.
Gabriel : Probably waiting in your bed~
Jack : He's trying to make waffles in the kitchen!
Claire : DAD DEAN IS LOOKING FOR YOU!
Castiel taking his head out of the kitchen : Dean?
Dean : I hate all of you.
When we embraced each other
I know that angels fell
For they knew their heaven
Will never be as good as mine
I’m taking emotional damage from my own bullshit sketches.
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Chuck: okay, who broke this
Michael: Gabriel
Lucifer: Gabriel
Gabriel: Gabriel
Chuck:
Gabriel: fuck
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Gabriel: how sad
Lucifer: are you okay?
Gabriel: I wanted to take Sam out for dinner but I don't have any money
Lucifer: no problem bro, We're best bros right? I'll take out your boyfriend for ya
Gabriel: really?! Thanks Luci
Lucifer: That's what bros do
[Later]
Gabriel:
Gabriel: wait a damn minute
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Jack: Dean I need help with my new poetry course! Can you tell me one rhyme quickly?
Dean: let's see...
Dean: roses are red, I ate a burrito, poetry has no sense, Despacito
Jack: why are you like this?
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Charlie: you know we can find and follow phones by the GPS right?
Dean: wha- really?
Cas: don't worry I know you stop in the donut shop when you go for a walk
Dean:
Dean: I don't even go walking... I go by car
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Jack: everyday I take one dollar from Dean's wallet
Jack: I've been doing this for three years
Jack: now I have more than 1000$
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Cas similing:
Dean: I'm gonna punch him in the face
Sam: what the hell, why?
Dean: he is very cute and his smile is brighter than the sun
Dean: I'm gonna hit him
Sam: or maybe you can confess your feelings to him...
Dean:
Dean: no.
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Cas: the food is too hot. I can't eat this
Dean: you're too hot but I still eat you
Sam: ONE DINNER, GUYS. I JUST WANTED ONE. FUCKING. DINNER.
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[texting]
Dean: hi
Castiel: hello
Dean: hola
Casyiel: come eat ass
Castiel: NO
Castiel: estas***
Dean: HAHAHAHHAHA THAT'S IT I'M DONE
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Sam: Hay can you move away from me? I'm claustrophobic
Gabriel: what does claustrophobic mean?
Dean: it means he's afraid of Santa Claus
Sam: no, you idiot
Gabriel: OH OH OH
Castiel: STOP IT GABRIEL YOU'RE SCARING HIM
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Castiel: how do you feel?
Dean: I do not
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Sam: you can ask me one question, and one question only that I will answer
Jack: why aren't there uppercase and lowercase numbers?
Sam: what?
Jack: I wanna write angry numbers
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Dean: you read my diary?!?
Castiel: I didn't realize it was your diary
Castiel: at first, I thought it was a sad, handwritten book
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Sam: I'm here
Sam: come out
Dean: I'm bisexual
Sam: I love you and support you, but I meant that I'm outside
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Jack: shouldn't we find Gabe?
Lucifer: oh he'll be back
Gabriel: hi guys!
Lucifer: see! Like a shit terminator
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Dean: what's the WiFi password?
Sam: we are at a funeral
Dean: with spaces in between?
Dean: it didn't work
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Dean: handcuffs? Kinky
Cop: first of all, I'm a cop
Cop: second of all, you're being arrested
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Adam: are you mad?
Michael: no.
Adam: so sharpening knives at 2am is just a hobby?
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Sam: Dean, we need to talk about your will
Dean: what about it?
Sam: the only thing it says is "bury me with seven extra bones to fuck with archeologists lmao"
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Gabriel: are you talking to youself?
Sam: yes
Sam: it's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation here
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Sam: if I ever get killed by a seriar killer, I will die doing what I love doing
Sam: learning too much about seriel killers
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Dean: so what's your favourite position in bed?
Castiel: near the wall so I can use my phone while charging
Dean: seriously?
Castiel: what?
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Sam: how are you sleeping?
Dean: like a baby
Dean: every two hours I wake up sreaming
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Gabriel: we're playing Scrabble, it's a nightmare
Charlie: Scrabble? Scrabble's great
Gabriel: not when you're playing with Sam, it's not. He puts words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog"
Jack: Can I have another cookie?
Dean: What did Cas say?
Jack: He said no
Dean: Then why should I say yes?
Jack: because he’s not the boss of you
Dean, internally: it’s a trap it’s a trap it’s a trap
I FEEL VIOLATED
My biggest regret is not watching Supernatural or reading Destiel fanfiction sooner because for some reason I didn't find Misha Collins
I still don't know what was wrong with me and I deeply regret my sinful actions and now understand the beauty of Misha Collins
Ask me something!!! I’m bored....
Everything points to me being so compatible with Sam, but my heart so wants an apple pie life with Dean instead.
