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I fear I may have to write Minecraft movie fan fiction now
Hey,
If I were to tell y’all about my Minecraft Movie re-write that is nothing like the actual movie, would you guys be interested?
Because……..
how many people do you think are gonna think that the 'as a child i yearned for the mines' joke is from the minecraft movie
MINECRAFT MOVIE!!!!
Got back from the Minecraft movie a little bit ago, and let me just say....GO FUCKING SEE IT!!!
The movie is actually pretty amazing, the plot is compelling and the characters are great. Like for real go see it if you can, absolutely worth it!!
Also I now have a new son :D
I have named him Jeremy Hildeby The 3rd!!!
I saw the minecraft movie with some of my friends the other day (it was my second time watching it) and there were so many things I didn’t notice the first time that it honestly surprised me. The first time I watched it was probably better though because everyone clapped and cheered whenever one of the memes happened
Long story short I had a great time:)
Started a new sketchbook recently,, here's two first pages
Just watched the Minecraft movie and it was good, but in my opinion they should of kept it like the vanilla game. Something like the warden or the Ender Dragon could of been a better big bad or pilligers the piglens wherent bad persay I liked them they where fun. Also the movie should of been fully animated or been connected to storymode in some way, Minecraft was never really an isikia. Also the speed boots don't make sense I know they wanted to show off the modding community and all but especially with the speed golem it didn't make any sense, the boots should not of substituted for a carved pumpkin it dosent make sense, on the note of the speed boots it feels more like terraria then something you'd see in minecraft. Like it's good id recommend going to see it but it was just slightly wrong.
Just saw the minecraft movie, I ship it
JUST WATCHED THE MINECRAFT MOVIE 🔥🔥🔥
tbh the story was a bit rushed for me personally, but it was funny af. I absolutely loved it. Everyone kept clapping at some scenes and everyone said 'I am Steve' at the same time, one of the best cinema experiences even if some friends were late 💔 went to the arcade afterwards where my friend lost their card 🥲 songs were banger tho
random update: I watched the Minecraft movie and it was amazingly stupid, this movie is a work of art if you turn off your brain
the only things I didn't liked was the amount of kids screaming and clapping every five minutes (who even applauds a movie DURING the movie??????)
and the fact Steve and the guy I forgot the name but I'm sure you know who I'm talking about DIDNT KISSED EVEN ONCE
their interactions had more sexual tension than pornography itself
this movie was queerbait fuck it
He's a goat AND a creeper. He's at LEAST 2/3rds furry.
ACCEPT YOUR FAITH OLD MAN
Listen, i hate the new minecraft trailer as much as everyone else does.
However. They added furr to the creepers. FURR. Yk. Like fanartists do whenever they draw creeper hybrids (ex: doc or sam). Now listen, i know they didn't actually look at fanart for inspo... But the possibility of that happening is so fucking funny.
Also, that technically means furry creepers are just cannon now apparently. All those silly fanarts of fluffy doc? Canonically accurate now. Congrats to any fanartists who drew creepers this way, yall r blessed by Apollo apparently.
Im sorry but i genuinely think this is so fucking hilarious
(Or maybe im just sleep deprived, who cares)
Watched the horrible minecraft movie trailer </3 My friends and I decided to make this stupid thing while suffering Bingo to find out how bad that movie is actually going to be
@a-witch-in-a-dumpster thank you for half the ideas <3
Literally what iv been saying to my friends. the lighting is SO OFF which makes EVERYTHING looks SO much worse
okay, i've had a moment to collect my feelings and,
this movie looks so unprofessional like...
blue light is being cast on her hair from the portal that is clearly not casting a blue light on the environment.
the creeper is backlit by a soft blue light, while this goober is clearly backlit by a harsh white light.
also, the whole thing is backlit! nobody has light on their face in this trailer!
even here, you can clearly see the light is behind everyone, but they are supposedly facing eachother!?
why does this look like this!? why even bother with live action actors when the whole movie is animated!? and don't even get me started on the animation.
there's nothing technically wrong with the models... but it all looks so "minceraft mobs if dey wur reel!!1!"
i swear i saw this same sheep render in, like 2015.
That movie trailer looked awful
I'm gonna take out my Minecraft Story Mode dvd. I need to worship it.
I need to cleanse my soul
LMFAOOO I LOVE HOW PPL ARE APOLOGIZING TO MINECRAFT STORY MODE BC THE TEASER FOR THE NEW MOVIE WAS THAT BAD
as an og mcsm fan i find this fucking hilarious like yall BETTER apologize
down on my knees begging 😭🙏 guys maybe if we team up we can bully them into submission like we did to the sonic animators
Surely,surely they’re just pulling our leg. Surely they just made a fake trailer to fuck with everyone to then exceed the now rock bottom expectations once the real thing hits theatres. Surely the biggest prank of the century,surely
The minecraft movie trailer is nightmare fuel. Wtf
Like- why does the sheep look like it wants to eat my unborn children???? Hello??
Y'all. Please just make something like Story Mode or just don't make anything because jfc man
hey yall!
I just created a minecraft community so please join !
the spirt of hannigram lives on in brokenpickax❤️❤️
THE GODDAMN MINECRAFT MOVIE CAME OUT ON THE 12 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF HANNIBAL. WHAT THE FUCK.
IS THIS A SIGN?????
@miaouumiaouu thank you sooo much for informing me of the connection when i mentioned the hannibal anniversary, i obviously needed to know this /s
yall why is the Minecraft movie an old man yaoi
I am making my own minecraft movie
ok so i'm not actually making a movie. what i am doing is analysing minecraft and thinking about why i didn't like The minecraft movie, and what i was actually wanting out of a minecraft movie. and then like. writing an overview or something. a lot of my thoughts heavily reference the End Poem, and some things i've seen echoed around the community in the past decade or so in terms of minecraft lore.
if you have any thoughts please tell me. please please please. i wrote i think a whole essay on the worldbuilding and storytelling of minecraft in college i am rather passionate about it.
things i am thinking about so far:
-having the movie progression loosely follow the progression of updates 1.0-current. not Every feature has to be included, but just like, no seeing like, cornflowers in the beginning of the movie. i wanna start in that barren 1.0 wasteland of an overworld baybe.
-according to the update timeline as of 2025, we'd meet alex about midway through the movie. unsure of my thoughts on this, but it follows previous logic.
-we only see ONE pink sheep the whole movie. are those fuckers rare or what?
-no new characters that aren't in the game.
-the entire soundtrack is by C418 and Lena Raine. Definitely including some in game songs, but some new ones thrown in as well.
-the player is the freak, not the villagers. i personally am not a fan of the "there was a nuclear disaster that fucked up minecraft, and made the mobs and the villagers Like That." i've seen throughout minecraft fan theories over the years. I think that's too specific, too un-minecraft-y, and also. not a fan of the insinuations with the villagers. minecraft has no lore. at best it has soft worldbuilding- think studio ghibli. we don't really know why things are precisely the way they are, we just know they are, and we know a few rules. we know minecraft started out barren, and as the updates came and went (to be interpreted as either time passing, the player exploring further, or both), more and more life was seen in the world, more things were discovered, more things were fought, made, destroyed, learned. according to the End Poem, minecraft is a dream that the player enters. one could interpret that as us being an outsider- it would explain why no one else looks like us, plays like us. we are alone. minecraft is a lonely place. you see it when you compare yourself to the villagers, you hear it in the soundtrack. you are alone.
-get julian gough back to write a second short poem for the end of the movie, but this time pay him one billion dollars. by the end of the game, we'd achieved a high enough level to read the universe's thoughts, i think this time after the movie, and also after furthering ourselves in the long dream of life, we should have levelled up enough to hear the universe's thoughts ("Sometimes, through the noise of its thoughts, it hears the universe, yes." | this having audio also makes it more fitting for a movie).
I don't. actually know what the plot would be. obviously it needs to be minecraft-y, but it can't simply be the base game progression, can it? would that be too simple? i wouldn't want to rely entirely on nostalgia, it has to be an enjoyable movie regardless of it's association to minecraft.
HEHEHEHE
CHICKEN JOCKY
Actual reaction me and my friends had when watching the Minecraft movie
If you know the scene you know the scene
I can’t believe old man yaoi real
Guys I’m watching the Minecraft movie and the movie itself fucking broke in the middle of the final fight like straight up froze with jumping frames
I can’t make this up holy fuck
Everyone apologize to Minecraft Story Mode immediately, it was always better.
Minecraft movie trailer sucks and makes me want to kill myself, how the fuck is the cgi so bad, how is EVERYTHING so bad, and do not get me started on them dragging Jack Black of all people into this bs.
