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So, I’m making my own version of the Minecraft Movie we’re getting.
" Steve wakes up as the last human, but as he makes his way to his goal, he feels as if he isn’t completely in control, as if something is having him do what he does instead of it being him. Who is it? "
Just watched the Minecraft movie it was peak
If I don’t see either a found family fic about all the characters living their new lives in the real world and going on adventures or a fic about the music adventures of Steve and garret im going to be DISTRAUGHT
That’s my piece fanfic writers PLEASE
I saw the minecraft movie with some of my friends the other day (it was my second time watching it) and there were so many things I didn’t notice the first time that it honestly surprised me. The first time I watched it was probably better though because everyone clapped and cheered whenever one of the memes happened
Long story short I had a great time:)
rip garrett garbage man garrison you would have loved sir mix a lot
my noodle and minecraft movie date <3
minecraft movie notes
everyone cheered when they said lines from the trailer (flint and steel, the nether, chicken jockey, etc)
there was a technoblade reference of a pig wearing a crown
there was a LOT of romantic tension between jason momoa and jack black. no really. like there will be fics. and i will be reading them.
jack black sung a couple songs. they were decent
a plan involved jason momoa and jack black wearing mushroom hats and playing trumpet in front of a group of evokers to distract them.
endermen don't just attack you, they make you hallucinate the people you love saying they hate you. and then they attack you
jason momoa sacrificed himself but came back at the end to save someone (classic)
there was a weird america's got talent reference ? nether's got talent ? and it was the backstory for the main villain ?? (they played pigstep)
"first we mine, then we craft. now let's minecraft!" was actually a line. they said that out loud.
a piglin named chungus said he was gonna unalive the main characters.
jennifer coolidge did date a villager it was like 3 total scenes and largely ignored
in the post credits scene the end the villager spoke in perfect british english and it was revealed jennifer coolidge could speak villager then they got married
i think seeing it in theaters is the best thing you can do because the audience was hilarious i have so many videos of everyone applauding and laughing and commenting on stuff. anyways i know technically it sucks but whatever i had a good time
There was a (normal)pig wearing a crown and was incorrectly referred to as a king, Steve corrected and called him the legend he truly is.
It warmed my heart in a way in a way it hasn't been in a long while 🫡
JUST WATCHED THE MINECRAFT MOVIE 🔥🔥🔥
tbh the story was a bit rushed for me personally, but it was funny af. I absolutely loved it. Everyone kept clapping at some scenes and everyone said 'I am Steve' at the same time, one of the best cinema experiences even if some friends were late 💔 went to the arcade afterwards where my friend lost their card 🥲 songs were banger tho
The Minecraft movie was so peak oml!!!! It was so joyous and funny 😻😻 I'm not listening to the haters lololol
What if instead of Minecraft it was called freakcraft and Jason mamoa kissed jack black on the mouth
Bout to watch the Minecraft movie, wish me luck :)
just saw the official minecraft movie trailer wtf did i just watch
WHY IS JACK BLACK STEVE I AM PHYSICALLY REPLUSED BY THIS MOVIE WHY ARE THERE REAL HUMANS IN THIS SQUARE ASS WORLD HOLLYWOOD PLZ STOP MAKING STUFF LIVE ACTION-
istg if its like the whole jumanji tron steryotype where they get sucked up into the game thru a computer
atleast the creeper looks like a plant so YAYAYYAA THEORIES CONFIRMED LETS FUCKING GO!!!
honestly wasn't expecting the Minecraft movie to be gay porn with barely a plot but.... I mean I'm not complaining....
Changing my rating to 7.5/10 actually. Still positive, but does Jack Black need to announce everything? His actions felt much more dramatic than hey needed to be. He's still fun, but idk. Also it is best to watch in theaters for that audience hype.
So I just saw the minecraft movie. Here is my honest review. WITH SPOILERS
I THINK IT WAS GOOD. The theater hype really helped with people consistently cheering at Steve quotes and influencer cameos. There were some funny moments, and I do like the characters, though Henry is an easy favorite. The plot is good. I liked seeing what they did with what they had. The creativity with Henry using real objects on a crafting table was really cool! There's a good message about being creative despite the struggles. The romance subplot feels unnecessary, but it was kind of funny (not really). And I like the end credit scene. If you want it to be nearly identical to Minecraft, go watch something else because this is set in the game, but has it's own unique story. Anyways. 8/10
Lost points for the strange art choices and romance subplot.
OMG, THE ACTRESSE WHO PLAYS PRINCIPAL WOODS IN HBH ALSO PLAYS THE VILLAIN IN A MINECRAFT MOVIE