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A real thing that happened yesterday
Me hiding in the bathroom BC I'm overstimulated and my family is loud:.....
My sister hesitantly knocking on the bathroom door: Did you fall in?
Me:.....yes?
wholeheartedly agreed. it makes me so sick whenever non con and somnophilia are just written off as “dark” or smth. it’s not “dark”, it’s literally just RAPE.
stop making fanfics about characters raping and sexually assaulting y/n, you are fucking disgusting people who romanticize a serious crime that happens every day to children and women
"but that's just reading dark romance" that's not a dark romance, that's just the stuff of a horrible fetish, IF YOU HAVE A RAPE FETISH, GO SEEK FOR FUCKING PSYCHIATRIST HELP!!!!!!!!!!
Idk why, but I just wanted to post something…
i’ve gotta think of a name for this au man i love drawing this sad old man and his cat turtle thing
why would you like media that is good if you can like media that is bad instead and pace around your room like an insane person thinking about What If It Was Good
I’m gonna be writing a fic to get my mind off of the election, don’t mind me-
Headcannon that due to diligently monitoring the Wayne family’s media image, Alfred is chronically online, and as such, is constantly dropping slang into conversation like-
(Over the coms)
Batman: Alfred, what’s the update on the Arkham situation?
Alfred: *Ahem* Unfortunately sir, it is as they say- ‘we’re cooked’
Collective groans from Tim, Dick, and Jason over the coms
Batman: …Huh?
Jason: *muttering* I knew I should’ve stayed outa this one…
Damian: I don’t understand, what are we cooking?
Alfred: It’s giving ‘failure era’, sir-
Dick: Damn it!
Tim: We really are cooked
Damian: What does that -?
Alfred: It’s lowkey not-
Batman: In English Alfred. Please.
Alfred: *Sigh* My apologies, sir. The Joker has escaped.
Emily: Can someone here please peer pressure me into working out?
Spencer: Work out or you’re straight.
Emily: I said to peer pressure me, Not to threaten me!
Character Sheets for my story Ellipsis
I made these just to get important facts about them into writing. These character sheets are from the beginning and halfway through the story, they get much sadder by the end :)
One of them dies in like the first chapter, guess who? :D
For some reason the colors got really washed out but I dont mind it too much.
Happy Halloween, you are all beneath me for I am Sirius Black, the HOTTEST mother fucker around!!
Will admit, Rempe did deserve that suspension. He needs to learn self-control.
GG, Devil.
He seems like a good kid from the little I have actually seen, just needs to do a bit of learning still. Sucks that Devs we’re the last straw but also I expected that honestly, hopefully this helps him realize that his actions have consequences and he will be in trouble for stuff like this.
Since there’s no hockey for you for 10 days, could you draw a state maybe playing hockey?
So I wanted to get this done immediately, went onto Pinterest for references because while I never use them, references would be the only way I could do this, got distracted looking at hockey memes, went and bothered my father and here we are now...oops?
It's not the best but considering I really didn't have a reference pic for this exact pose, I gotta say I think I did pretty well :D
*shakes cup* any spare NY hc’s? 👁️👁️
Ignore that it's been like 16 hours, I didn't fall asleep right after posting idk what your talking about. Anyway I do yes here you go
New York-
He likes games, board games, arcades, video games, all of them, if they exist he most likely has something about it in his basement
Jersey managed to convince him to go to Action Park one time in the 90s, never again (he almost drowned....thrice)
Is one of the best shots out of all the states, not that he’ll ever use a gun anymore
He’s completely different when he’s sick, clingy and whiny and not to be left alone, imagine a 4 year old, that’s him when sick
He doesn’t like crowds, probably because of old timey trauma
When he went back to high school, he became a slight scene kid, just slightly
Was severely touched starved before the StateHouse, now though he is only what the NE considers a normal amount of touched starved
Cat.......that’s it, he’s basically just a cat
Will drink tea just to piss Mass off
Doesn’t like the cold, he used to go down to Florida during the winter in the 70s and 80s, however Jersey, Connie, and NH managed to convince him that the cold is worth it because snow
He doesn’t like Domino’s or Papa John’s, to him they are just cheap imitations of good Italian food (despite Domino’s not being Italian)
Knew Italian first, then learned Dutch and later English, if he’s exhausted he’ll speak Dutch most likely, if he’s exhausted AND sick he speaks Italian and good luck understanding him cause oh boy it’s Italian from like 400 years ago
Mentally ill, PTSD and ADHD
Has an Emotional Support Plague Doctor™ gifted to him from Penn as a Christmas gift
Doesn’t own a single bag, not a shopping bag, not a backpack, nothing
Used to be a singer in the 20s
Prefers music from the 60s to the 2010s than anything today
Gets forced places by Jersey, Cali, Kentucky and Tennessee, or NM and NH, or all of them at the same time
It’s hard for him to genuinely hate people, for a long time he only genuinely hated England, though that hate has faded overtime
He used to like wave pools, and then he almost drowned (thrice) (no he will never NOT use this as an excuse to not go to a New Jersey waterpark)
Once lost a bet and had to be a cat boy maid for a day (Still mad at Nevada about it)
Do you have any NY hc’s? It’s fine it not lol 👁️👁️
I do yes, took me a while cause I had to make a google doc to collect my thought's, but HERE
New York-
Despite there being a no pet rule in the StateHouse, New York has at least 5 pigeons and 2 cats
He finds it hard to show he cares about the other states, he can really only show that care to New Jersey and California
He’s a happy drunk, just don’t mention anything that happened in his own state and he will stay that way
He likes to do puzzles
While he likes horror movies, he can’t do horror games
He and Jersey stopped talking when they both were in the mafia, only reconnecting in the 90s
He like to do sketches of his states, he has at least 16 sketch books
He and Cali go roller skating
New York never host NE game night, despite this he always tends to provide snacks
In 2000, New York, Jersey, Rhode, and a few southern states went back to highschool, during this He, Jersey, and Rhode all got Tumblr accounts, which are still used
While he prefers to be alone, he likes sleepovers, often times he’ll drag Jersey to his room so he isn’t alone
He’s been cooking for Cali since he found out that Cali had somehow managed to burn water
He’s a nerd, huge nerd, only the NE knows and only Jersey and Penn know the extent of that nerdom
I hope you enjoy this, I like Yorkie so this was fun to do and think about.
NEVADA!!!!!!
I probably could have done more but honestly I think this is good, simple but effective. I'll probably end up changing out the crown for something else later on but I think it works for now. I actually really like the design, now I have an excuse to draw Nevada and New Jersey together LOL
HAPPY NEW YEARS
Happy New Years everybody from the best and superior time zone of the East Coast. I hope you all had a lovely New Years Eve into New Years Day and I hope you all have a great start to your year.
Normally I never do New Years resolutions, however this year I am. See I actually wanna do things this year and while I literally have never made resolutions for New Years, this year I thought "Hm this would be a good idea" and so here I am.
This year I want to: Work out and get muscle (especially my arms and back), get back into streaming and doing YouTube (seriously its been an entire YEAR since I last streamed), make more friends and a new friend group, learn to play hockey and finally fill out my Pokémon binder (theres not much left to fill anyway but still).
Whether you do resolutions for New Years or not, bettering yourself during this new year is always a good thing to do. With that being said I wish you all a Happy New Years and a good night.
Went Ice Skating (Gone Wrong?)
HEYYYOOOOO, so yesterday and today I went ice skating with my friend Sofia, and its been really fun, I liked the place we went to today more than the other one. I ended up falling maybe 10 minutes before Public Skating ended. Hit my face, nose bled, busted lip, and the funny thing is, is that if I can, I'm going back tomorrow, which I find hilarious.
Did skating today really go wrong? Eh not really, I had a ton of fun and sure it hurt like a BITCH but honestly thinking back it was kinda funny, first time using hockey skates and it's only at the end where I end up wiping out, I just ended up going a bit too fast for my skill (up until yesterday I hadn't skated in like 6 years) and y'know, now I know for tomorrow (if we do end up going that is).
At least I know now for a fact that I am FAR better at hockey skates than I am at figure skates LOLZ
Today the Devils are going against the Oliers (we are ignoring that were in the second intermish, I meant to draw this before but my friend came over).
Sky and I were going to be watching together but he's asleep I think, course this doesn't make this drawing any less true. Demon Goat VS Furry, who will win? Hoping Devs win (Re; knowing, cause were going too) but I won't be upset if we don't (Re; I will literally sob if we don't).
Anyway yeah just wanted to draw this soooo enjoy!!
Here have some Jersey, Rhode, and Del at the Table. Who knows what is happening, use your imagination, be ~creative~
I downloaded Krita and decided to draw Jersey, and this is my first time doing drawing him, who knows I'll probably end up drawing more of him (who is me, I do know, I so will)
So apparently I'm most like Donnie??? No idea how, like yeah I'm tall and smart and want a bonk stick but zero idea how I got him (I'm not complaining tho, I like being told I'm smart)
IM ALIVE AND SLIGHTLY OLDER
Tis is how the title says, today is my birthday and I thought "huh I should probably tumblr" SO HERE I AM. Anyway my ankle is a lot better now, I can actually walk and I dont need to use a cane or anything anymore which is great (was using crutches for a while there).
Like I said, today is my birthday, still a minor but like slightly older, my friend got me these adorable eeveelution enamel pins (umbreon slyveeon leafeon and glaceon (I know there spelt wrong shh)) aswell as this cute squid flip thingy and I love it, it now sits on top of my other squid flip thing which sits on my microphone. I am getting presents from my parents I just havnt opened them yet so I'll probably post another thing with what I got from them.
I also went swimming but it always rains on my birthday (which has turned into some type of meme to me lol) and the wind was being annoying so I decided to just get out.
Anyway this was just a small update and I'll probably post another one later on but thats if I'm not reading HP fanfics again lol
Bu-Bye!!
Day 5: Geminitay (also known as GeminiSlay)
I have done it once again folk, I have finished a drawing on time. However that may be because I have actually drawn her before, haven't posted the drawing on here before but who knows, I might now? (also I was watching Docm77 in the beginning and NCIS for the rest this time)
ive fallen into the rabbit hole like a fool
A FOOL
(bg text mostly from achilles come down by gang of youths x)
dude sexually inexperienced ice i need more of that
the nice thing about college (esp. midterm week) is that you can write all you want in public and nobody bats an eye. shame is dead. the girl crying over her biology research report or whatever it is stem people do and the girl writing porn as a stress response in lecture are one and the same.