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you lied to me :(

me, asking raymond to come to my island only so i sell him for 100 nook miles tickets: listen i don’t like capitalism but i gotta work within the system

guys ive come back for the pron where is it show it to me please i wanna see what it looks like after this website was cleansed please its gonna make me coom so hard like never before guys please

ok this happened a few days ago but

my millennial ap government and politics teacher, randomly in the middle of class, turning around from her computer: guys guess what! coronavirus has been declared a global pandemic!!

entire class: *begins cheering and clapping*

apgov teacher: yeah!!

this was before anyone even thought we would get school off

oh to be a little worm in the mud, unaware of homophobia and simply there to squirm

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having a british voice would make me so dysphoric

what if i get a stomach ache from ginger ale

every single guy thinks they are so good at driving because their dad once let them drive when they were 12