every single guy thinks they are so good at driving because their dad once let them drive when they were 12
animal crossing crossing players be like “ewwww i hate this villager!!!!” and you then you look at it and it’s a penguin wearing a sweater
the b in bisexual stands for bottom
can’t wait til i have money so i can indudlge in my urge to buy funky stickers on the internet
goblincore but also punk
goblincore and cottagecore both like frogs but the difference is that in cottagecore you wanna give the frogs a gentle kiss
every person has to refer to me with a different prounoun
me, asking raymond to come to my island only so i sell him for 100 nook miles tickets: listen i don’t like capitalism but i gotta work within the system