What If I Get A Stomach Ache From Ginger Ale

turns into this and never turns back

oh to be a little worm in the mud, unaware of homophobia and simply there to squirm

micheal doesn’t make it to the bathroom

fuck you LIBTARDS, my gender is whatever gets me laid

nvm I am a FOOL how did I not see that it is a CAT looking through a window I apologize to the one person who saw this post

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not to be straight but I actually have 2 different types of bois I’m in to

Nice, kinda nerdy boys. They have a really dumb sense of humor and are able to laugh with you, but they can also have a serious discussion about politics or a movie. They’re smarter than you’ll ever be, but it’s ok because they aren’t narcissistic about it and never try to argue with your core beliefs. They’d offer to pay for dinner but wouldn’t bat an eye if you offered to pay. They wanna take things slow and nearly die at the idea of just holding your hand. They truly do care about you and just wanna make you smile.

and eboys

does anyone wanna do worm roleplay with me

*squirms into your dms*

despite common belief, the girl with more buttons on her shorts is actually the bottom

why is everyone reading milk and honey?

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when your whole life falls apart