Despite Common Belief, The Girl With More Buttons On Her Shorts Is Actually The Bottom

my dad, yelling at the radio with sports commentators that he put on: shut up!!! there are no more Sports

i want to be alone for 5 minutes please everyone just shut up

hhhnnnngg rat

so distraught that there are people that look at me and think i’m straight

i put the BI in BISEXUAL because i’m TIRED and now going to LEAVE

goblincore but also punk

it’s the sexiest job

if we were minecraft youtubers, do you think people would write slutty fanfiction about us?

babe why didn’t u like my newest post wtf

*does 10 pounds of cocaine*

omg guys i’m such a crackhead hahahaha u can’t bring me anywhere

killer queen by queen has panic! at the disco energy