Just About Cried During A Maths Test Because I Completely Blanked On The Question About The One Thing

Hey man, vultures are cool but why can't I like vultures AND copulate with mineself >:(

then I’d welcome you into the coalition, however I’m too afraid to

how about if i get more scared than everyone combined

2023 list of luckiest to unluckiest birthdays

rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

height shame isn’t about how tall YOU are. it’s about whether your younger sibling is taller than you or not.

This just reaffirms unto me that my little pony is actually a deeply rooted narrative about the nature of class systems, wherein it follows a character who, perchance, was born in the right environment to have royal ties, higher education than the average noble class because of this and, when having displayed themselves to be a potential threat with the skillset they have they become indoctrinated into the royal family. This mind you, was easily done by the royal family requesting they keep a daily report happening as they are tasked with observing the daily lives of the middle and lower class citizens.

Mlp is very clearly a deeply thought out warning to society about how easily one can be swayed into another person's goals and ambitions while fully believing that this is what they too wish to have.

my little pony is problematic because it promotes a positive view of monarchy and subtly suggests the inferiority of earth ponies, none of which are represented in the royal family. also notice how equestria's monarchs call themselves princesses rather than queens, projecting a false image of innocence to their subjects. they should have unionized and sent celestia to the glue factory

~ cutie marx

Anyone else notice how every time the clattering teeth icon resets it's animation, solid blue buttons on the mobile app flicker?

So I've binged 620 chapters of one piece. My thoughts so far are:

1) fuck thriller bark.

2) I exclusively read the reindeer as if he has a thick russian accent and you can't stop me otherwise.

3) the whale's name is hoe.

4) usopp the great is great

5) wtf how have I binged 620 chapters in so little time wtf is wrong with me

6) Luffy is Asexual as fuck and it's the funniest shit to me, like bro see's a woman nude and goes "yo you know where I can find some food? I'm feeling a lil hungry rn" or like, someone will say smth to make the other guys swoon and luffy's just like "damn bro that's crazy, you got any food?"

7) bird's eyes have a pivot point at the peak of the bottom line for her eyes, yes, fuck you, I've ruined how you see characters face, I'm not sorry

8) this face

yes, I too enjoy waking up, being yelled at, falling back asleep, 16 missed calls and 13 missed messages, answer calls, get yelled at for missing calls and texts, ask what they needed. It was my aunt asking if I needed pencils or a sombrero for school.