Then I’d Welcome You Into The Coalition, However I’m Too Afraid To

I am emotionally incapable of processing that I’m emotionally failing to fail emotionally

so much hate on the dash rb to hug the person you reblogged this from <3

Oh boy I sure do love waiting the entire day to be told when my class is, only to be told 15 minutes after the start of the class :D

I read this whilst just coming off of the energy that is turning words into penis and thus I felt penis energy reading this

tumblr should do that thing netflix does where if you try to screenshot a post the screen blacks out. this would prevent containment breaches to instagram/twitter/tiktok and would force people to start coming up with their own jokes. more importantly it would allow a lot of us to stop living in fear

Help

Saw this while listening to a world revolving remix

Rb to give the person you rbed from a warm blanket and their preferred warm drink

Those clothes that have thumb holes in the sleeve are so good, I just wish seeing people wearing them didn't bring me a deeper inner hatred and jealousy for others because my arms are too long for them and I hurt from it.

this is also my response to ppl who decide to call me tiny penis online.

At least it fits in my pants

to all the people who say they have/wish to have a megadonger of a dick, just think about this. this exact reason is why you should be happy with your size.

Signs and their months on an alignment chart