voidneon

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See, I don't check this social network all that often, but when I do I simply don't regret it

Bait.... I am the god of bait.. I guess that alsp qualifies me as a master of it

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

Anyone else notice how every time the clattering teeth icon resets it's animation, solid blue buttons on the mobile app flicker?

Dw, the moment you feel like you've gotten used to the conversion, it becomes overshadowed by a new random ass conversion that decides to take priority

you would think that after 20 years of converting est to cst i would be used to it but i still have to look it up every time

Oh and then there's engineering who looks at the first wrong recipe, says "yeah close enough" but doesn't give psychology the satisfaction of proving it was right. Because engineering is an asshole who will spend an hour rewriting the recipe until it's unrecognizable to the original

Discrete mathematics and psychology are like 2 friends who agree on a recipe for a meal. But discrete mathematics feels the need to explain every single way the recipe could be wrong while psychology just responds with "yeah but this could be correct for some people"

Discrete mathematics and psychology are like 2 friends who agree on a recipe for a meal. But discrete mathematics feels the need to explain every single way the recipe could be wrong while psychology just responds with "yeah but this could be correct for some people"

Hey man, vultures are cool but why can't I like vultures AND copulate with mineself >:(

Reblog to have something aromantic happen to you this summer.

I'm sorry but it took me a hot second to realize there were 2 i's and a space between them

have we ever considered that peni is just going through her emo phase

quick what is everyone doing right now

reblog to take the person you reblogged from to the aquarium

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from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

frankly, having mutuals has ruined me. i can't see a train without immediately going "ohh, my train mutual would love this," or hearing someone talk about a celebrity without going "that's the man my mutual wants to tie up and put in a deep fryer."

reblog to give the person you reblogged from the strength to complete The Task™

rb to protect prev from burnout

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

Cars are like gay sex. Some people love em, others not so much.

why are people SO annoying about cars like people wanting to be able to live their adult lives without feeling ashamed that they can't drive does not mean that you yourself can't enjoy driving nor does it mean that cars should be abolished. public transport will not be accessible to everyone even in an ideal future and there will always be situations in which individualized transport is necessary. cars will always be here.

driving is a useful skill but it doesn't change the fact that many people in urban centers should be able to easily live their lives without it if they want to. and it certainly doesn't mean that they should be met with shock or disappointment when they can't do this one regulated activity that requires money and a time commitment (including others' time) to learn because for some reason it's become a societal expectation (at least in North America) that everyone of age knows how to drive

Just play faster smh my head 8)

why are chopins concerti so longggg

rb and put in the tags your username without using the middle row of the keyboard

I want tumblr to tally specifically the amount of prorn bots someone has blocked, that way I can show ppl like "yeah, this is my prorn corner of my blocks. I am very proud of my collection :)"

Tumblr should have a public 'blocked by' count. just to generate drama. still no follower count though just how many people have your ass blocked

This just reaffirms unto me that my little pony is actually a deeply rooted narrative about the nature of class systems, wherein it follows a character who, perchance, was born in the right environment to have royal ties, higher education than the average noble class because of this and, when having displayed themselves to be a potential threat with the skillset they have they become indoctrinated into the royal family. This mind you, was easily done by the royal family requesting they keep a daily report happening as they are tasked with observing the daily lives of the middle and lower class citizens.

Mlp is very clearly a deeply thought out warning to society about how easily one can be swayed into another person's goals and ambitions while fully believing that this is what they too wish to have.

my little pony is problematic because it promotes a positive view of monarchy and subtly suggests the inferiority of earth ponies, none of which are represented in the royal family. also notice how equestria's monarchs call themselves princesses rather than queens, projecting a false image of innocence to their subjects. they should have unionized and sent celestia to the glue factory

~ cutie marx

It is pasech my dudes. Matzoh go yummers

Counter point. Musical whore

can i be your whore?

Instead of whoring around you could learn a musical instrument!

The crab war on buckets has begun

im trying to nap but i cant because i can overhear my mom being radicalized in the living room

So today I found out that tumblr notifications can and will just ship you with someone else. Thanks tumblr for reminding me that I barely use you

So I've binged 620 chapters of one piece. My thoughts so far are:

1) fuck thriller bark.

2) I exclusively read the reindeer as if he has a thick russian accent and you can't stop me otherwise.

3) the whale's name is hoe.

4) usopp the great is great

5) wtf how have I binged 620 chapters in so little time wtf is wrong with me

6) Luffy is Asexual as fuck and it's the funniest shit to me, like bro see's a woman nude and goes "yo you know where I can find some food? I'm feeling a lil hungry rn" or like, someone will say smth to make the other guys swoon and luffy's just like "damn bro that's crazy, you got any food?"

7) bird's eyes have a pivot point at the peak of the bottom line for her eyes, yes, fuck you, I've ruined how you see characters face, I'm not sorry

8) this face

Pro tip, just accept the fact that you will realize your comfort with a food only once you start distancing yourself from that food. It won't make you happier or anything, but it will help in accepting the idiocy that is the squishy head rock that does the thinkings

i can feel the food i obsessively eat and crave shifting away from nachos (small portions, quick and easy to make) to chicken pasta milano (large portions, takes an hour or longer and many ingredients to cook) and its so upsetting because i know i wont be able to eat it as much as i want to 😭

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break