Me: Existing Doing Nothing

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

Just about cried during a maths test because I completely blanked on the question about the one thing I spent an hour studying just so I could understand it.

Life is hell

Update: we have now moved on to orphan based energy, fuel and machinery for the creation of orphan based concrete

What percentage of orphan is required to construct a human? -literally a conversation I just had

reblog and put in the tags where you’re at emotionally

this is also my response to ppl who decide to call me tiny penis online.

At least it fits in my pants

to all the people who say they have/wish to have a megadonger of a dick, just think about this. this exact reason is why you should be happy with your size.

The exciting of love!

My First Kiss

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

I am H, the most H of H's to ever H

*yeehaws into the night*

My name is Duong :( ________________ Home of Sponge Bob gifs (on telegram).

my dentist: hey I see your wisdom teeth seem to be coming in, have you been experience any pain or irritation?

me: not really, I’ll have the occasional moment where I’m aware of them being there, but it’s not constant you know?

my dentist: okay so we got someone who specializes in wisdom tooth removal, I’ll ask them when they come in later today if they’d be able to remove yours

me: o-okay

Bait.... I am the god of bait.. I guess that alsp qualifies me as a master of it

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of