Chat Didn't Expect To Go On A Rant For That Long For A Quick Write Assignment 😭😭

"thats how its done, i guess" hiccup is so real for that

claws >:3

To all of the transspecies creatures mentioning growing out their claws: taking biotin will make them stronger and less likely to break. I am not sure if it makes them grow faster or if that is my imagination. I have been filing them carefully into points, and while they do break, it is not constant.

Do be careful, though. Whenever you scratch an itch, you have to remember that your claws are sharp and will cause real damage if you do not pay attention. I am making this post because I did not pay enough attention to the sharpness of my claws, and the pain reminded me that others may make this mistake as well.

If you do end up getting cut, please be sure to wash with soap and water, and keep an eye on it in case of infection. If there is an infection, tell a parent and/or go to a doctor.

And one more thing: long claws mean that things can get caught on them or stuck under them more easily. So if you are like me and enjoy sewing, be careful, because needles hurt when they get under your nails. (I will be fine, do not worry)

got the sandals on

honestly it seems like itd be fun to go to souly for the audience reaction lmao

minecraft movie notes

everyone cheered when they said lines from the trailer (flint and steel, the nether, chicken jockey, etc)

there was a technoblade reference of a pig wearing a crown

there was a LOT of romantic tension between jason momoa and jack black. no really. like there will be fics. and i will be reading them.

jack black sung a couple songs. they were decent

a plan involved jason momoa and jack black wearing mushroom hats and playing trumpet in front of a group of evokers to distract them.

endermen don't just attack you, they make you hallucinate the people you love saying they hate you. and then they attack you

jason momoa sacrificed himself but came back at the end to save someone (classic)

there was a weird america's got talent reference ? nether's got talent ? and it was the backstory for the main villain ?? (they played pigstep)

"first we mine, then we craft. now let's minecraft!" was actually a line. they said that out loud.

a piglin named chungus said he was gonna unalive the main characters.

jennifer coolidge did date a villager it was like 3 total scenes and largely ignored

in the post credits scene the end the villager spoke in perfect british english and it was revealed jennifer coolidge could speak villager then they got married

i think seeing it in theaters is the best thing you can do because the audience was hilarious i have so many videos of everyone applauding and laughing and commenting on stuff. anyways i know technically it sucks but whatever i had a good time

ideas for ren fair

-wear the green shorts/pants

-paint on the shants with yellow (stars and stuff)

-sew the star buttons

-add bells lots of bells

-dangally bells

-more dangalys

-find shirt for ren fair

-find more accessories

-belts obviously

-face paint details

-draw on arms

-bell brackets

-bells on ankles

-haur accessories make/buy

“can mutuals dm you?” my mutuals can fire me from a cannon through a brick wall, looney tunes style. as long as we’re all having fun

literally

when you come up with a cool idea and think “i should draw that” and along comes the soul crushing realization that you’re about as good at drawing as a 3 year old with a pack of ketchup

considering i have had to do tricks for treats this is very real lol

ⓘ This user would do a trick for a little treat

my geometry class smells a little funny

WHAT MY TEACHER HAS A SUBWAY CUP MAN I WANT SUBWAY

conga just started playing