EXCUSE ME BARMAID! I’M AFRAID YOU BROUGHT ME THE WRONG OFFSPRING! I ORDERED AN EXTRA LARGE BOY WITH

SHE FUCKING SNIPED THEM

FUCKING WHAT

story is Tsune (I'm always here for you) by Otaku6337 chapter 58

FUCK I DO HAVE A QUIZ AHHHHH

"The Fuck?" (A "Nightmare Before Christmas" Parody)

This morning, the lovely and talented jawlinesandcheekbones asked if she could use the bit of derpery I spewed out in 5 minutes wrote for this post for a recording. “Sure,” I said, “but that’s just the first verse. Don’t you want the whole song?” So here it is– a full parody. :3 

Have fun trying to sing along. This song is an impossible tongue-twister. XD; 

To the tune of “What’s This”~ 

The fuck? The fuck? The fuck is in the air? The fuck? There’s white shit everywhere~ The fuck? I must be fuckin’ baked And this shit fake But what the hell did I just take? The fuck?

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"Jackie's box" fnaf mimic song by XTRATUNA

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

honestly it seems like itd be fun to go to souly for the audience reaction lmao

minecraft movie notes

everyone cheered when they said lines from the trailer (flint and steel, the nether, chicken jockey, etc)

there was a technoblade reference of a pig wearing a crown

there was a LOT of romantic tension between jason momoa and jack black. no really. like there will be fics. and i will be reading them.

jack black sung a couple songs. they were decent

a plan involved jason momoa and jack black wearing mushroom hats and playing trumpet in front of a group of evokers to distract them.

endermen don't just attack you, they make you hallucinate the people you love saying they hate you. and then they attack you

jason momoa sacrificed himself but came back at the end to save someone (classic)

there was a weird america's got talent reference ? nether's got talent ? and it was the backstory for the main villain ?? (they played pigstep)

"first we mine, then we craft. now let's minecraft!" was actually a line. they said that out loud.

a piglin named chungus said he was gonna unalive the main characters.

jennifer coolidge did date a villager it was like 3 total scenes and largely ignored

in the post credits scene the end the villager spoke in perfect british english and it was revealed jennifer coolidge could speak villager then they got married

i think seeing it in theaters is the best thing you can do because the audience was hilarious i have so many videos of everyone applauding and laughing and commenting on stuff. anyways i know technically it sucks but whatever i had a good time

that one was interesting i really didn't like the beat cuse i had to hold my breath so my heart didn't feel so irregular 😓

literally

when you come up with a cool idea and think “i should draw that” and along comes the soul crushing realization that you’re about as good at drawing as a 3 year old with a pack of ketchup

YOOO I GOT MY YOUTUBE MUSIC RECAP