big fan of ruining jadusable’s lore and carrying the arrival on my back
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I'm going to be promoting this for a fellow blogger, and then we will return to your regularly scheduled crackheads. ❤️
The primary admin is looking for artists within the SV/CP communities who are willing to submit their work in a safe and positive environment. They have informed me they will take identified submissions as well as inbox copy/paste links for those shy anons. Critiques will gladly be given, but it will not be with harmful intentions.
We’re all ready for art submissions!
Please read the “Before You Submit” in the description/blog page and consider the factors!
Brian: The “g” in “Goth” stands for gay.
BEN: Correction: “Goth” is an acronym for “Gayest Of The House” *Finger Guns out the doors*
New slenderman movie spoiler scenes
I'll take some Kate headcanons. She is pretty cool, and I don't hear much about her.
Oh my god oh my god I swear when I saw this I cried for a whole ten minutes because thank everything that you exist.
I’m not sure which subjects you want, so I’ll put different categories under the cut…
(TW// Mention of suicidal content
Home Life : “Beta” Kate…
•Lived alone with her mom- never knew who her dad was due to a pre-birth “accident”.
•Loved sleeping in… ALL the time.
•Played piano in her free time; if given the chance she would’ve taken a free ride through composition and performances.
•She’s not one to cook, but it comes the few days out of the year where she will.
•Attended Little Ranch High along with CR and Lauren. The bus ride would be an hour or longer and sometimes the occasional substitute driver would hear the Matheson rumors and not even drive them.
•Always did homework and other assignments in her room.
•After the North Cross note found in the game (It’s like scrapbook item 9 or something) and events in the original Eight Pages, Kate attempted to hang herself because of the constant pain from that thing. Since it was in the middle of latching onto his vessel, it was definite he’d bring his worst game only so she would soon be greeted with his true torture after.
•Closer to Lauren than CR; he seemed to always put Kate on edge within the last couple of years.
Lone / Chaser Kate…
•By now she’s been burned half to death; her lungs and throat have been dried of any near possibility of speaking. (She eventually does spoilers hah)
•When she was latched by the thing, she unconsciously decided CR would be the sacrifice to end the Hayes/Matheson curse. Of course, it still lingers and doesn’t piss off.
•She’s an isolated being who is haunted by manipulated thoughts it’s created to taunt her; most consist of her mother’s words and Lauren’s poorer actions being replayed in her mind. This can be assumed why Kate would have a reason to attack Lauren.
•As a way to survive, she often cannibalizes her few human victims and otherwise feeds off of small nearby animals or berries. Worst case scenario… it’s sticks.
•Bathes in a nearby river or Oakside Lake (Seen in The Eight Pages/Memories), but even then smells like ass. Someone give her a damn hot tub to relax her sore limbs in.
•Was occasionally able to interact with Charlie Matheson; this ended quickly due to her sharing with him and acting as though she were a sister or mother to him. The thing eventually killed him off in front of Kate by pulling him apart. This was the first time she had felt misery since becoming the monster she is.
•The thing labels her as #4 and claims it’s due to her “importance to it/how worthy she is”. She does not and has never interacted with the other three due to #2 being claimed dead and #3 deemed unspoken of. #1 is probably most mentioned as a “role model to follow behind.”
Stranded Life: “Alpha/Stranded” Kate…
•If she were to escape the thing’s grasp, which is very near impossible might I add, she’d have to tolerate a lot of therapy just for her mental and visual strains.
•She wouldn’t be able to accomplish her original intention of being a schoolteacher before everything went down. However, she’ll still silently volunteer wherever possible.
•Kate still has access to her mother’s house, and she’s usually hanging around there with a sliver of freedom.
•Upon initial “release”, the girl herself is temporarily mute from pulled vocal chords. She learned sign language and taught casual visitors/tourists/investigators some of the basics.
•She’s still assumed dead, so the case on The Chaser is dropped.
•Literally could drop dead any moment ?? She isn’t in the best conditions.
•Writes stories and scraps characters as her fictional friends due to the absence of any live ones. Her favorites are the beings representing Charlie and Lauren.
•Her “sliver of freedom” simply means she’s still faintly tied to that thing. She can’t necessarily escape, but she’s fled enough to wander as her own existence.
*Fluff Bonus: Gets her own pet dog or something. Possibly meets up with #1 through crazy coincidences.
Okay but consider
Sally would be the kind of kid playing the Sims that just has a normal house but then a torture basement underneath.
Kate headcanons?
I'm currently working on a masterpost of three "stages" for Kate from a prior request, so it should be out soon! (I'm actually really amazed people want her to have content oof 💙💙)
Randy: Hey guys. I'm preparing to kick Jeff's ass at the corner of Little Elm and Monroe again. But before then wake me up in about five minutes so I can get my shit together. Keith: Randy it's been five minutes wake the fuck up. Randy: sssssnnnzzzzzz
Keith: RANDY YOUR ASS WHOOPIN
Brian: *Next to a biblical modelε* And in this house we honor the birth of-
Kate: *Bursts open the door, cake and decorations in hand* moTHERFUCKING TIM WRIGHT THAT'S WHO. NOW MOVE YOU HO HO HO'S.
Tim, off to the side: Brian... do we tell-
Brian: Nah she'll figure it out. Besides, she clearly spent whatever she had for a decent "present".
Man I love how hated my girl is in the fandom.
i’m sure their interaction would be far more violent but for the sake of a crossover, kate dropped her mask and couldn’t find it
he's beauty
he's grace
he's got nog nut all over his face
What’s your favorite season
NOG SEASON
HAS GIVING HER A PONYTAIL BECOME A TREND NOW? 🤔🤔🤔
kate?? @bambi-does-cp
It's come to my attention that Lauren went into real-estate and was helping Kate sell the house...
Lauren: Kate you gotta.
Kate: Gotta what? Catch 'em all?
Lauren: You fucking piece of shit I mean send me pictures of the house.
she did™
Who wore it better
BEN during a horror movie
*someone dies in the movie*
BEN: POT TWIST
Headcanon - BEN
Best food is a plate covered in Dino nuggets. He's also a mustard fan.
Out of Ideas
Please submit to me because I'm buttfuck out of content.
(Unless people want more Kate.
Which I don't think is likely; no one enjoys Kate but me.)
CRACKcanon - Natalie/Clockwork
Bitchy and wants her way™
Truly Awful
Tim: Kate would never kill someone!! She's too sweet!
Kate: are we sure about that
Headcanon - Toby
A big movie and Maruchan® ramen fan. His favorite is beef because he’s a nasty boy and doesn’t taste the chicken seasoning when he does eat it. Movie-wise he just wants a good doggo to be in it (and not die).
hello momther
henlo you s’more boi :^)
I AM VERY PROUD OF ALL MY CHILDREN
APPARENTLY MOMMA KATE ( @them0rtal ) IS A BIG CRACK PASTA FAN & NEVER KNEW IT WAS ME IM DEAD
Hiya Satan
hello you stinky <3
Headcanon - Jeff
Although he seems like an asshole, it doesn't take much to flip a switch in him; probably crack open a beer with him and you'll go on an adventure of stories and see a much different Jeff.
Headcanon - Ann
Ann crochets and thinks that anyone who doesn't find it interesting is a fool.
Headcanon - Liu
Due to his very anxious persona and unwillingness to be open with his beliefs, Liu will often write in a small handheld diary while he’s falling asleep every night.
CAH Moments
Kate: I got 99 problems but CR ain't one
Kate: Oh wait. He's ALL of them
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Hey y'all we’re doing a creepypasta cards against humanity stream tomorrow 9pm est.