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get new friends @ anon

My friend ships Toby with his own dad.... Why has humanity come to this?

Thats actually really gross because

1. Its his fucking dad okay thats nasty enough

2. His dad fucking abuses him why would you wanna ship that

Kate stfu

Kate: Straight guys don't care whether you're straight or gay, all they think is you want the d***. Like honey, the only "D" I'm into is a PHD.

I Forget if this Happened

CR: (Seeming so dangerous oh no) Kate this is the only way to escape that thing out there!

Kate: N-No... Carl don't do this! We can figure out an esca-

CR: I DON'T CARE, KATHERINE (Yanks out a pack of bologna and starts throwing individual cuts of it onto slender's non-face) THIS IS THE ONLY POSSIBLE ANSWER.

CHARLIE NO

Charlie: (staring up at Slender) You know Mister, you aren't so bad.

Slender: You're right squirt- I'm a chaotic evil mother fucker and I'm giving you a ten second head start, so you better start runnin'.

IB: Some other post idfk

CR: (flirtatiously) Hey Katie~ didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

Kate: Once. I never make the same mistake twice.

Lauren: (Chokes)

Hoodie: Kate no

Kate: Kate yes

Masky: Kate no

Kate: Kate yes

Jane: Kate no

Kate: Kate yes

Natalie: Kate no

Kate: Kate yes

Toby: KATE YES

Kate: FUCK YEAH KATE Y E S

a good bro

I was looking through my chat with @them0rtal and i found this ;0

this.

this fucking shit right here,

this is like so funny but terrifying¿ im laughing partially out of fear

@them0rtal has informed me that Brian does not wear a mask but it’s actually a painted shirt

Planning

this blog is a mess

So to fix it (somewhat) I might try some things. And a name change to my new “alias” per say. But y'know: not until like saturday

Tiddy

fuck yes

mood

[dont tag as kin/me/etc pls]

thing from a thing with @askcreeps @them0rtal

Going places

when a boy accidentally invokes a 200-year-old curse on ur family and u have to kill ur childhood best friend

Reblog this if you are still in the Marble Hornets fandom

I’m just curious to see how many of us are left

“animation isnt hard,“ i said . “well prove it asshole“ dad said, pushing his animation program towards me . i was proven wrong

the timing gets weird at the end but im dONE with this

Headcanon

Headcanon Blue Isle Studios actually gave us a fucking trilogy

YOU BET KATE IS PERFECT LMAOO

What are some clumsly things the pastas have done ?

Jeff once stabbed himself while playing just dance

Ben has a habit of not looking were he’s climbing out of, so sometimes when he climbs out of tvs or whatever he doesn’t realize that the tv would be like 6 feet off the ground

Toby is the definition of clumsy

LJ trips over his own feet alot

Kate is perfect

so i’ve hit a new low okay

Slenderverse/Creepypasta Iphones- 1/?

Kate Milens the Chaser

Idk why I did this, it was inspired by someone who did the same sorta thing for Until Dawn (x)

Will probably do Lauren next, then maybe CR and then move onto the Creepypastas

Slenderverse/Creepypasta Iphones- 2/?

Lauren

Slenderverse/Creepypasta Iphones- 4/?

CR/ Carl Ross

(( He was very difficult to do omg :c ))

boo

LMAOOO

imagine the table just falling from under him and he ends up getting a bruise

Ben: -leaning over a table- ya like jazz?

THIS ISNT FAIR

Please Leave a Message, by concretewasps (x)

If he calls Jay’s phone, he can pretend he’s still there.

can't believe these are the kids im left to do secretive shit with :^)

This is the squad

Slender: Whats troubling you son?

Kate: uh

Slender: I mean my girl son

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

messy kate