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What characters do you write for?

heya! it’s late and im probably gonna babble here...

i pretty much focus a lot of my brainrot these days into slenderverse (especially the arrival) but if given the time span i can whip things up for just about anyone. obscure characters might need a link added so i can find sources a bit quicker

thanks for asking btw!! ♥︎

Seeing all of the sudden Kate posts has made me,, very happy.

Please let’s discuss how much potential the characters of StA had if their stories were not dictated by Blue Isle

CP/SV & Among Us Roles

So thanks to a certain mutual, I have an addiction. But hey, check out this semi-new game if you need something like Clue...

Jeff: Jeff kinda sus though... He plays red and consistently self votes even when he’s not the Imposter. It makes him snort. (is that even possible when you don’t have a nose?). He doesn’t use hats, though.

Ben: Ben screams yellow for some odd reason. He prefers being Crewmate over Imposter, just because he’s a puzzle guy; no, it’s really because he likes watching the others freak out when the tasks aren’t done. His hat of choice is uhh... the beanie. Absolutely.

E. Jack: You can’t look at me and tell me he isn’t the best at this game. He mains white because it’s “easy” to blend in. He also likes having the face mask on his avi.

Jane: The most well rounded of the bunch- win some, lose some, it’s just the way the game plays. She prefers violet for her royal ass, as well as the flower. Play wise, she isn’t the most observing of who’s where.

Nina: Nina uses the sticky note and light green- very obnoxious but loving. They’re the one to sit on security until lights go out. That’s when they assume the tardiest person is the Imposter.

Tim: hates the game.

Brian: Brian’s... okay. He’ll be the passive Imposter and let the others eliminate each other until the end. Most of the times you’ll see him as the cyan with a cowboy hat. He wants to be a cowboy baby,,,

Lauren: Makes the games and is always first to the body reports. Despite the mere luck, she’s a dumbass and yells about her co-posters making dumb moves. She’s the one with the plunger, doesn’t main any color.

Kate: Oh dear. She’s always wants Imposter but sucks ass at the role. She’s always caught, and she always cusses under her breath when a plan doesn’t work out. Her main color is brown... filthy animal.

C.R.: Thought he’d be super invested in the game, bought it on PC and mobile, dropped money on all the DLC, and he’s too much of a dipshit to play at the same time as everyone. He plays on the Euro servers because they’re “cooler”, and he brags about being the irl “black with wet floor sign” player.

Helen: He’s dark blue, obviously, but he has a little bit of an attachment to the dummy crewmate hat. He’s also the speedrunner of his tasks, and he nails the admin card swipe nine times out of ten: a legacy.

Mentally I am here

Ben: My assignment is to get moody...

Kate: Well damn aren't you a professional at that anyways?

So I’m not sure if this is working, but hey add what you guys want

If it isn’t working, please tell my clown ass

Jeff: Do you think I’d be good in homicide?

EJ: Like as an investigator or as the suspect?

Jeff: .. Both.

Somewhere in an Actor AU...

CR, looking at his script: So I’m supposed to commit arson...?

CR: That’s hot.

Concept: I post a playlist on Spotify for the cp/sv universes and we all collaborate.

The Squad and who they main in Mario Kart

don’t. ask.

Jeff: His mii; he’s all about himself.

BEN: Against popular assumption, he actually mains Lemmy over Link. Who wouldn’t with that fucking hairdo and parakeet ass face?

Toby: Baby Daisy

Jane: Since she has the stars in her eyes holy wow she plays well with Rosalina.

EJ: Blind as shit but he’ll try with Dry Bones.

LJ: He isn’t allowed to play after what happened last time.

Brian: WWWWWAAAAAAALLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGIIIIIII

Tim: If you’ve seen the Mr. Sutton himself play Mario games, he is always Wario- no matter what.

Kate: Not to be that person, but she will fight over White Shy Guy.

Sally: Cats and the color pink- what could be better than Cat Peach.

Clockwork: She isn’t around too much anymore, but in the newer games she’s been attached to Isabelle.

Ann: Fuck the bitch but she plays a mean Toadette.

Liu: The OG Yoshi / Sully: Bowser

Skully: He’s a cunt- he likes Peach.

Slender: If he wants to control his “temper”, he’ll main King Boo.

Zalgo: Weird ass mii kinda guy too.

went from learning about the arg to listening to Alex read fanfic this enlightenment’s been great

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your juuls

bro how long has this been in my inbox

“Your go-to source for the happy & healthy lifestyle on a budget!“

BEN: Listen, listen.... I’m gonna blow your mind. A USB... is a knowledge Juul.

Jeff: H-How high are you?

yes she does

Kate deserves more recognition. 

what a nerd

Jane: If you ever come within six yards of me, I will flatten your sorry ass and I'll enjoy doin' it.

Tim: Why doesn’t anyone yell at Jeff to not do what he does?

Ben: Because even if I scream my lungs out his ego’s too high up for him to hear.

guys i’m lacking ideas send me stuff otherwise i’ll resort to what sims cc each member uses (alpha vs maxis match) because that’s been my internal conflict-

don’t forget the rest of this throwback

This is the squad

Nah it's the Creepypasta Hell of Fame

Please immortalize me in the creepypasta hall of fame

This is how Jeff is supposed to look like. Sort of.

I found canon facts about Jeff revealed by Sesseur.

Art drawn by me. Program used Medibang Paint.

Here they are:

🔪 Jeff’s full name is Jeffrey C. Hodek and he was born on the 22nd of September, 1982. Jeffrey’s middle name is ‘too embarrassing’ to be revealed by the creator.

🔪 His brother, Liu Hodek, was not killed by Jeff and the two of them are very close. If Liu died, Jeff would rampage until death or incarceration.

🔪Liu Hodek also goes by Liu the Roman, or Roman Hodek.

🔪 Jeff has green eyes, rather than the popular mythos of blue eyes.

🔪Jeff lives in New Jersey near the Pine Barrens with his brother Liu.

🔪After dabbling into the occult as a result of curiosity, Jeff has attracted many demons. They take advantage of his mental vulnerability and this makes it easier to torment him further into madness.

🔪 Jeff is deeply insecure as a result of his accident and regularly avoids leaving his house in daylight.

🔪 Jeff’s hobbies include combat training, weapon training, shooting in a gun range, working out, and sewing together body armour. He primarily spends his free time doing anything that will make him an efficient killer.

🔪 Jeff targets criminals and other Victims that he considered crooked and corrupt, though he typically tries to avoid minors.

🔪 His canonical pale white face is a grafted skin mask that covers his acidic burns. He has been known to wear surgical masks and a Hannya mask (hah WEEB).

🔪 He was inspired to cut his mouth after seeing Ichi the Killer.

🔪 Jeff and Liu still keep in contact with their parents. They used to be very close but since they found out about Jeff’s murders, the relationship has been strained. His father is severely against the actions and while the mother’s thoughts are unknown, it is stated that she attempted to overdose on her depression meds after hearing the news.

🔪 Jeff is not interested in sex but would make an exception if he had found her very attractive. (though like, said chick would need to be pretty okay with his face and homicidal nature)

🔪 The famous catchphrase ‘go to sleep’ is simply something he states after he decided to kill his neighbour. His canonical catchphrase is ‘It’s Joy, it’s Joy, it’s Joy.’

🔪 Jeff is Italian-American. He can understand most words in Spanish but can barely speak it himself.

🔪 DnD nerds can be happy with the fact that if you were to play as Jeff in a RPG, he’d be the class assassin (AKA biggest feed, squishy hero)

🔪 Jeff has his own demon called Angus Grimville. In the creator’s words he “…[is a] delusion demon who dwells in the darkness, a manifestation of sinisterness, his mere presence brings about terror and lasting paranoia, his motives are a mystery…”

^Info was provided by the user lich on the Creepypasta™ Amino.

I don’t have a Tumblr account so I’m sending this ask through  the submissions: Do you have any headcanons for everyone’s favorite non-killing little ghost kid, Sally?

Ahhh that’s totally okay dude ?! Like I should probably fix that the next time I work with my blog; on the topic of Sally, I do have some HC’s… (These are based off the original young Sally. I prefer what she used to be except for her story.)

•She beat Jeff in an arm wrestle once. Needless to say, he somewhat fears her now.

•Although a lot of the others are spread out and stay in different “zones”, Sally stays by Jeff primarily since he’s closest.

•Sally can float. Woah.

•She considers Jack like a Mr. Mom.

•Original 8 Y/O > New wannabe tramp 16 Y/O 

•Her bear knows all, and it tells her all sorts of things she isn’t allowed to actually know. In saying this, she knows what happened to #3…

•Sally enjoys learning to knit in her spare time, but she isn’t any good at it. An example of this would be a textile square with a heart in it that she made for Jane.

•The kid isn’t allowed to kill but not because she doesn’t like to do it; in retrospect, she’s probably the most manipulative and violent one.

•Her favorite meal is a tie between nachos and salisbury steak- her mother always made the best.

•*On a doorstep for halloween* “Happy birthday”

•Is the most outgoing of your typical gang.

Charlie? Most Definitely.

hi your admin is depressed and facing a lot of shit so hAVE CHARLIE FLUFF THAT NO ONE ASKED FOR

• Charlie grew up in his little life wanting to be a pilot: trains may be great but bro flying without getting high would be bomb.

• Beth Hayes would’ve been his godmother had not been for the whole big man® intrusion. It’s not their fault their bloodlines have always been family friends supporting each other.

• Ironically, Charlie sees The Chaser as a sane being who is there to protect him. Often their vessels would be found by the lake playing pretend or with whatever abandoned toys there were.

• This poor bby had insomnia and the Thing didn’t help his case: monsters under the bed not being real, huh dad?

• Lauren was his babysitter. 100%.

• He’d draw little blue blotches (intended to be stars) on this one classmate he had to remind her she had all of the galaxy in her blood- there was no need to travel far away and leave him behind.

if someone wants to make a small fanfic on that please it’d be great///

• Would’ve been the kid to screech at Siri for listening in on his conversations although he had his thumb on the home button the whole time without realizing.

• Not a sporty kid. We tried.

• He was clinically diagnosed with agoraphobia after his first year of school (which we don’t discuss), hencewhy he doesn’t seem intimidated to be playing out on the beach alone.

• His daily class journals consisted of saying how much he missed members of his family who had only been photographed and left around the farm. (i.e. Frieda Matheson, Clarence Matheson, and Walter Matheson)

• Speaking of the farm, he always got to play hide & seek within the silo; he was also the one singlehandedly trying to build that treehouse...

Thoughts on TDW

I shouldn't have to say this but

EMH SPOILERS

"YOU COULDVE FUCKING SAVED US"

*jeff's "corpse" is present*

Me: sHOW ME THE CARFAX

*insert noah wandering with his usual tagline*

*vin saying fuck a number of times*

coming from water. because mh did it so it must be clever

using a radio tower. because the arrival made money off of it and so could we

hABITS HAND IS TWITCHING

is that bitch on the audio fairmount evan??? regular evan?? what fucking punishment??

bro weren't you the one that made the jansky fusion---¿

a legend

wHO'S A BETTER BITCH?? YOU

YOU'S A BETTER BITCH

tbh tho if you send me kate stuff i will cry @ anyone

Best girl for my best bitch @them0rtal

Have you done any Hømicidal Liu and Ticci Tøby Headcanons?

well i can’t type up anything huge right now, but here’s two fluffy ones for each for this eve uwu

toby:•his favorite films on “group movie night” are zombie apocalypse ones: he used to hide in lyra’s shoulder when they watched them and he does it now to whoever’s closest•toby likes jazz. not bee movie jazz. not jizz. but he will listen to roaring twenties/1930’s style covers

liu:•counts the freckles on any and everyone. it keeps his mind in one place•the man used to go sailing in nearby lakes growing up. he doesn’t do it much anymore, but he did enjoy it while it lasted.

CR: Tonight, we will have sex. And afterwards, if you’d like, a little bit of being on fire.

Sorry for my lack of answering lately: I haven't really had the chance to login via desktop so longer posts can be made.

Speaking of which, when people ask for general headcanons and not "oh yeah which character...", are the longer posts alright for you all? If not then I'll start limiting it for the sake of time conservation and ability to have more posts that don't repeat.