Loop Drops A King Diss Verse On A Kdot Song, About 2 Weeks Later Everyone's Dogging On Him Even Harder

immortalized in history

sent/returned to god

sent to investigate the pearly gates

returned to the aether realm

went to valhalla

crashed and went to sleep

became a mere physical object

of interest to historians

met julius caesar

found out they were (in)correct as a religious person

found out

arrived to their final destination

took the exit out of the highway of life

hopped on the highway to hell

went up the stairway to heaven

tried to switch to the fast lane while in the fast lane

forgot they were driving in the uk

Things you can stay instead of "k1lled", "murked" or "unalived":

involuntarily converted to room temperature

cancelled on a corporeal level

successfully transitioned into fertiliser

rendered permanently horizontal

sent to investigate the potential existence of an afterlife

when in more doubt, you already know

you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Make sure your boss your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️

terrible, i hate it, keep up the good work

im so sorry

yeah the rest of the body, the hips may lie but what about the rest of the body?

my hips would lie to you

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the scunthorpe problem strikes again

WHY ARE YOU MARKED RED ON SHINIGAMI, WTF DID U DO

i cant even post moths anymore. because of woke

(being asked by my wife if my pet snake wants hotdogs) my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun

Uh oh! You are now a were-animal! This means you become a human-sized animal hybrid with uncontrollable bloodlust every night!

Spin this wheel to get your species

Xx_nvcbl-mk-11_xX

1. change all the e’s in your url to “3” 2. change all the o’s in your url to “0” 3. change all the i’s in your url to “1” 4. add some dashes everywhere 5. put “Xx_” and “_xX” at the beginning and end 6. your new emo chat forum url

ok what about the rest tho

my hips would lie to you