The Scunthorpe Problem Strikes Again

professional human cosplaying expert here, yep, can confirm they don't exist

yeah they’re like fictional characters right. or something

as someone who doesn't know if they're ace or not, i sure hope so

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

would perfectly fit in cis and het tbh

loop but their chest star thing is a cross instead, i havent really developed this joke further than that. would someone be crucified on it? would it be like one of those catholic sonic fan art?

just got real close to the end of bug fables, time to do every single side quest available THEN end the game

hello everybody, 257 here, this year's gonna be a year, according to a professional year expert

i got an upgraded version of

SweetHoneyRose... Soo Honey and Rose...

What 2 bad I think...

assuming everyone obeys the order correctly, it should be/approach 100%

i think the script might bee too large, just cut the script down until you can send it

https://secured.heritage.org/the-heritage-doge-survey/

^Here’s the survey. The questions make it clear who they want targeted

(going much further) the group goes a quarter/third of the way across the world and immediately get gunned down in the streets of whatever this country is after taking 10 steps out the door of the airport they landed in

it'd be real funny if siffrin broke out of the timeloops and vaugarde got back to operating on normal, not constantly-rewinding time and then. like. the crew's all like "haha well let's go globetrotting!" and they leave vaugarde and it turns out that the rest of the world is like ten years in the future and has transitioned into the industrial steam era while the loops were happening

when in more doubt, you already know

you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Make sure your boss your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️