Terrible, I Hate It, Keep Up The Good Work

headcanons? how? i thought 20mm cannons were too heavy to fire unmounted, but mounting it to the head? i think you're gonna break your neck doing that, before you even fire off a shot

can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

*gets all my body parts ripped off and replaced with those from a corpse by two demons* huh, do i have a body now? if so, is it still mine?

guess who wins here

I approve of powerscaling discourse only in utterly senseless contexts. I don't give a shit about which shōnen protagonists could beat up which other shōnen protagonists, but I will 100% read your five thousand word essay exploring the subtle nuances of establishing a tiered ranking of the Smurfs.

spin this wheel of all the pokemon. you now have to fight this pokemon. just you and it, bare-knuckle

scissors cuts you down and occasionally runs you through, rock just bludgeons you to death, and paper strangles you to death

time slows you down so much you might as well be frozen, healing undoes the first three + next (duh) and neutral (if that even exists) is just however your weapon is supposed to be used without any craft use (slash, stab, punch, bore/bludgeon and bludgeon/fry respectively for the party)

thinking about the physical effects of types of craft damage. scissors and rock are obvious, slicing and bludgeoning, but what’s paper?

but really, paper can be obvious too, if you just look at its role in rock paper scissors: it grabs. it envelops. it squeezes and strangles!

Big Shoefrin

hello everybody, 257 here, this year's gonna be a year, according to a professional year expert