Latest Posts by luppie - Page 2
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Shoutout oomf (who idek if they’re on here) who enjoys Mellie.. Comic based off of our silly discord musings
Bonus panel:
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just passed a church that had a harley quinn hentai tapestry in one of the windows
sugar pussy make it a yeast infection, slurring speech call it a beast inflection, my penis hard im having dick erections, shadow gov I steal elections
environmental storytelling
ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose
The fattest kitten at work hates humans SO MUCH. He doesn’t want to get picked up, he doesn’t want a cuddle. we’re all like, you should have thought about that before you decided to be the fattest little baby in existence. You think we’re not going to pick you up? You think we’re not going to kiss you? You’re so fat
U A C U G U U G A C C C
NO FUCKING RNA 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 NOT ALLOWED 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫
another song i like started playing in the playlist i created titled “favorite songs”
the sensitive gamer
if i see a character who seems happy with their life i assume they must be trans cause being trans is a joyous experience. if i see a character who doesn't seem happy with their life i assume they must be trans because like, i get it, life's tough on us sometimes. what i'm saying is that all characters are trans to me. this is a win/win situation.
one time I had a dream that I unlocked a secret never-before-discovered achievement in Disco Elysium by squeezing into various nooks and crannies and got a special copotype called “Crevice Cop: seek out and inhabit crevices like some kind of man-spider” and I thought yeah!!! man-spider!!! crevice cop!!! this game GETS me!!!
and then I woke up to find that I had fallen partially down into the gap between my partner’s bed and the wall and was horrifically contorted and in agonizing bodily pain from sleeping in a position only comfortable to a brown recluse
forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well
when the lyrics you've been mishearing are more clever than what's actually in the song
alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.
yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch
my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue
This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life
"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?
this post altered my brain so now whenever i have a bowl of any food i think Oh fuck yes it’s a little bowl of seeds for me
Chris Fleming and Steve Buscemi for Vogue
the sweet and humble sudoku: here’s some numbers to get you started :) please enjoy my puzzle <3
the nefarious minesweeper: why don’t you just Guess. fucking Guess.
the france is bacon story lives in my head rent-free
its the first fucking scene of the whole 177 episodes show and they are already gazing into each other's eyes
if my doctors name was house i would wanna know his first name before he does any surgery on me. what if its haunted
*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*
Putting powdered sugar on the post below
