My Camel Straight Up Told Me "man I Am Not Carrying Another Fucking Straw" Like Wtf Asshole Its Just

U A C U G U U G A C C C

NO FUCKING RNA 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 NOT ALLOWED 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫

*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

Happy 15th anniversary of what is technically Vriska Serket's first on-panel appearance.

saw this amazing post but rbs got turned off so. get funged idiot

alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.

Ppl who wanna change their name but don't know what name they wanna change it to or don't know what sounds good/suits them or whatever should be able to get paired with a girl who has 5,000 hours logged on the Sims. Like going to see an ancient oracle or something.

the version of excel i'm using came preloaded with a bunch of icon/emoji thingies so i spend my free time making fucking cave art

this is called "guy who gets abducted by aliens but he's super into it"

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

Having a boyfriend is literally free