Saying “i Want Him” About The Character But Not In A Romantic Or Sexual Way . I Just Require Him

idk why but i get a deep pang of embarrassment when i even think about making anything about a fictional character. like fan art or some shit

Girls will be like “oh I’m just running some quick errands” and then spend all day in the wetlands appreciating the unique flora and fauna

sugar pussy make it a yeast infection, slurring speech call it a beast inflection, my penis hard im having dick erections, shadow gov I steal elections

why don't you go "lay siege" to some bitches?

"oh boy I sure wish there were a fast, free and private alternative to google chrome"

the humble mozilla firefox:

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

hop tuah. would a bunny say. is what a . a bunny would say hop tuah

OH MY GOD

doyou think you could rob an empath by holding yourself at gunpoint.

woah