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hop tuah. would a bunny say. is what a . a bunny would say hop tuah

This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?

My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.

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heading out the door

yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch

The fattest kitten at work hates humans SO MUCH. He doesn’t want to get picked up, he doesn’t want a cuddle. we’re all like, you should have thought about that before you decided to be the fattest little baby in existence. You think we’re not going to pick you up? You think we’re not going to kiss you? You’re so fat

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose

an apple a day keeps the doctor bent over and moaning for more