Latest Posts by girlmadeofsoup - Page 7

literally like 95% of girls have stretch marks on their body and if you’re going to give them a hard time about them then you didn’t deserve to see her body in the first place

whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen

i think i'd look so super cute and cozy in your bed

Hey google do girls kiss each other

Hey google definition of a “lebsian”

Hey Google what does it mean if a guy likes girls kissing

Hey google diy HRT

clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

How alive would you feel if you were encompassed in an endless sea of woman sauce?

I’d be the most alive I’ve ever been

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

a proposition has been submitted to build a satellite which can detect trans women from orbit and fire lasers at them. opponents of the plan are saying that it could incorrectly identify them as well and they don't want to be wrongly fried

"The trannies should be able to piss in whatever toilet they want and change their bodies however they want. Why is it my business if some chick has a dick or a guy has a pie? I'm not a trannie or a fag so I don't care, just give 'em the medicine they need."

"This is an LGBT safe space. Of COURSE I fully support individuals who identify as transgender and their right to self-determination! I just think that transitioning is a very serious choice and should be heavily regulated. And there could be a lot of harm in exposing cis children to such topics, so we should be really careful about when it is appropriate to mention trans issues or have too much trans visibility."

One of the above statements is Problematic and the other is slightly annoying. If we disagree on which is which then working together for a better future is going to get really fucking difficult.

I wanna suck cock. Reblog if you wanna suck cock and/or have a cock that can be sucked.

*holding clipboard* hm…. *kisses your cheek* interestning… *writes down results on clipboard but the results are a drawing of us holding hands*

We all making grandpa cry btw

Hell yeah

screenshot to see ur nickname!

why do we take towels for granted. have you ever needed to dry off and could only use your clothes or a blanket or something. little fibers all over you, just terrible. towels dont do this. not nearly as much at least. thank you towels

transgender snacks

yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

Switching between these every day

thought autocomplete would take me to outlook dot com not realising id forgotten the T before i pressed enter. However was very much pleased at what it took me to instead. I think I don't want to see my emails now. I think I will stay with the oul.

have this

Image description: a warning that reads "Attention! It is now Foxgirl Friday. happy Foxgirl Friday to the following: furries, trans women, Linux users, people who work in conservation. All others: seek shelter immediately." There is pixel art in the bottom left of a foxgirl with orange hair, ears, and a tail, wearing a red shirt and a mischievous expression. End description

I love chewing holes in my friends walls to hide and coming out to eat their snacks at night

Trans women will literally feel comfortable near you and flop down on their side.

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

hey. look at me. you, person who Calls Everyone Guy. you are NOT going to wait for that trans woman you know to tell you she is uncomfortable with being called Guy. it is an unfortunate truth that trans women are trained not to create boundaries; she does not know if you are going to flip out at her for asking, so she might choose to just let it happen.

you are going to, BY DEFAULT, assume that she does not like being called Guy, Dude, or Bro. if you want, you can ask, but you are going to make it clear that you will accept an answer of "no", okay? default to "girl", ask if theres anything else shes okay with being called. treat the subject as an open conversation. okay? okay. you can go now, but close the door on the way out.

"You'd look cute in a collar" okay I'm handing you the leash and sitting at your feet waiting for a command

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant