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i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want

There’s no way you run this blog too. I really don’t pay enough attention to pinned posts do I.

You need to have a cute catgirl gf named Cherry who you cuddle and kiss because she’s so fucking pretty & one of the kindest people you know and she is warm and being held by her is the best feeling in the world and and

YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!

Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it

TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...

Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows

Not to sound like an unrepentant filth addled slut but I kinda need someone to stroke my hair

I’m stra- WRONG! Faggot bomb!! 💥💥🏳️‍🌈💥🏳️‍🌈🚬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💥🫃🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨🚬🚬🏳️‍🌈💥

I love long showers, I love forehead kisses, I love groceries

Dying of the plague *cough* I fear I may not make it to see the morn *cough*

Pray for me

@moth-fanatic LUNA MOTH

Luna moth on our garage!! I haven’t seen one in years here, this was awesome!!!!

these posts have the same vibes imo 💯

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

important things to note about the Queen and the Pope dying

their deaths happened after meeting with right-wing politicians

their deaths took place after the Tumblr sexyman results

Trisha Paytas announced being pregnant around the same time of both deaths

they were both heads of a state (and just, very extremely high-ranking important figures in general)

Jschlatt had some sort of correlation to their deaths

they were both heads of their respective Church

the Pope died on the Queen’s birthday

i'll be updating this post as i find more things out!

Has a worm ever gotten struck by lightning

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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awesome

Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the time. I got strong as fuck, but I didn’t lose no weight. I actually got bigger.

Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. Still chubby.

Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And that’s cool.

Embrace your inner barbarian. And when fatphobic little gym twinks try to body shame you, you should DESTROY THEM with your MIGHTY AXE

i'm like the smaller version of a nische micro-celebrity. what scientists are calling "not famous"

i recently had the honour of introducing my friend to the “[blank]er? i hardly know ‘er!” joke by loudly exclaiming “liquor? i hardly know her!!” during a party, causing my friend (never heard the joke before) to laugh so hard she threw up

I would do anything for $21

So lonely that it physically hurts: “Yeah! We should hang out more often 😊”

I stopped being the fun and interesting mentally ill princess and started being the distressing and worrying mentally ill princess again, and for that I apologize

funniest thing our wizard has ever said after spending several seconds going through their spell list:

"oh who am I kidding? fireball."

If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can’t humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be.

cannot stop thinking about that tweet that's like "elliot page is a terrible actor, I hoped he might get better now that he's living his truth but unfortunately he still sucks." just a really funny sentiment overall. they can accept a dude transing his gender but draw the line at bad acting. trans inclusive radical haterism.

@moth-fanatic SO SO FUZZY

Megalopyge opercularis

“Southern flannel moth, Megalopyge opercularis, male. Location: Durham County, North Carolina, United States.” - via Wikimedia Commons

A Shaggy and dog story

Phew! Longest one yet. I’m beat. Updates will take a break for a few weeks. More details in an upcoming post. Thanks for reading!

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@moth-fanatic FUZZY PRETTY MOTH!!!!

Red-breasted green tiger moth, Chlorhoda metamelaena, Erebidae

Photographed in Colombia by alefox123

Did you lay it yourself?

Me n my bigass egg