How Alive Would You Feel If You Were Encompassed In An Endless Sea Of Woman Sauce?

drinking soup and jumping around like slosh slosh slosh

@moth-fanatic moth!

Moth from Silent Hill 2

i am a hot bitch and every body wants me<- unable to complete simple tasks unassisted

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want

ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.

ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week

whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen

HIIIIIIII,

I’m Fern, I go by she/her, I’m currently 19

I don’t know if anyone will ever read anything I put here and I don’t care if anyone does, I’m just pretending that everything I put here is read by all my bestest friends (and because you’re reading this that makes YOU my best friend now YAY)

Idk what else to say lmao so here’s my cat: