*breaks Into Askbox*

Look what the cat dragged in.

Derailment of thought--defined by Cambridge.org as "a pattern of spontaneous speech in which the ideas slip off the track onto another one that is clearly but obliquely related..."

Defined by me as a the thought pattern that singlehandedly ruined*** both Tommy Taffy and Taylor Swift when the "Anti-Hero" video dropped.

Observe:

Now try to tell me that's not how "Third Parent" went.

***(By "ruined" I mean "improved.")

leave the man alone🙏

Hux: Is that your granddad’s coat?

Symbrock

9am - Monday

Co-worker: Did you hear they're making Venom 3?

Me: Oh hell yeah! I hope there's a sex scene...

2nd co-worker: Hmm yes him and Anne have such great chemistry.

Me: No. No...I mean between Eddie and Venom.

Co-Workers: *extreme discomfort*

Me:

Me:

Me: Well I'll be getting home now

#tentacles are so useful though

2024 the year of toxic old man yaoi

Darth Maul and Eddie Brock/Venom would be smack dab in the middle.

chart with all my favorite fictional guys on it and it looks like this

Just need to take a moment to appreciate Sting. I've loved him since I was a young child, and I still love him now--can't believe he's still in the ring, looking as strong as he is! As the fans chant to the rafters, "You still got it!!!"

eli vanto wakes up and wonders what the fuck thrawn is gonna get them court-martialled for this time