comrade-sir

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leave the man alone🙏

2024 the year of toxic old man yaoi

Legasov was a rather zealous member of the party. he was considered a real Soviet, and a loyalist, somebody that you could count on to just toe the party line. this was a pretty avid Communist. his father was not just a Soviet true believer, he was more almost like one of the inquisitors, somebody whose job was basically to make sure that you were Soviet enough. that’s the environment that Legasov grew up in. […] the dissemination of his tape memoirs essentially gave everybody the courage to stand up and starting talking about this, but only in combination with his suicide. that it was his suicide that was just not possible to ignore. somebody like Legasov should not commit suicide in the Soviet Union. and that statement was not something you could repress. […] in his memoirs, he speaks quite clearly about the need for reform in the scientific community, and by extension, the people that control the scientific community. and so, following that, there are increased efforts for transparency within the community, and the RBMK reactors do undergo procedures to reduce the possibility of something like Chernobyl happening again. a lot of new rules are put into place. essentially, a lot of rules that you would have thought wouldn’t need to be there, are now there. —craig mazin

accuracy of horror movie titles

Scream: 10/10

they sure did

Get Out: 10/10

he sure did

A Quiet Place: 10/10

it sure is

This came to me in a vision.

Feel free to add your own favorite "eldritch being x traumatized mortal" ships!

i get it

Miss Uhura, your last sub-space log contained an error in the frequencies column.

*breaks into askbox*

ahsoka S2 is in great need to present Eli Vanto my man alongside with Ahsoka and Ghost fam. now this is totally important like top priority important.

i saw that ask and i just have to say this

thank you for coming to my TED talk

*dramatic exit*

the amazingness of your ted talk makes up for the breaking and entering

(commission info // kofi support!)

outsmarted again

more

*breaks into askbox*

ahsoka S2 is in great need to present Eli Vanto my man alongside with Ahsoka and Ghost fam. now this is totally important like top priority important.

i saw that ask and i just have to say this

thank you for coming to my TED talk

*dramatic exit*

the amazingness of your ted talk makes up for the breaking and entering

(commission info // kofi support!)

To a homophobe, even the most chaste kiss on the cheek between gay people is exactly as disgusting and degenerate as a hardcore BDSM orgy hosted in the town square, so you may as well ally with the BDSM orgy enthusiasts to throw bricks at the cops who are going to try and arrest all of you together anyway.

*mendelssohn’s wedding march playing*

And just like that, it's the end of an Era.

There will never be another Sting. But there were many inspired by him. I was sobbing by the end of this--partly in mourning, yes, but also in relief and gratitude. Relief that Sting got to go out as he wanted; not abruptly on an injury. Gratitude that he got to go out as he deserved--with a match that was emotional, exhilarating, nostalgic, and utterly bonkers! And finally, gratitude that Sting put it all out there for us, his little Stingers who grew up with him, and who needed this chance to say goodbye.

From the bottom of my heart:

Thank you AEW.

Thank you Young Bucks.

Thank you Darby Allin.

And most of all,

THANK YOU STING!

Look what the cat dragged in.

(surely this has already been done, but i could not find it, so i had to make sure it existed. -dathomirdumpsterfire)

These are perfection; tag yourself! I'm Illuminaughty!

I’m never recovering from these wtf alex. Also what is the United Nightmare Syndicate inc. (????) is it like an actual company or is it some sort of reference to the book (????)) HELP!!!

Stede is gonna be mediocre at sex with Ed? Like that man doesn’t pay attention to the smallest detail down to Ed’s pinky nail and wells of psychological trauma? Like that man hasn’t spent months putting together strings of words that burrow straight into Ed’s soul as soon as they’re found? Like that man doesn’t have a lifetime of repressed desires just bursting to get out of him? Like that man doesn’t know exactly how Ed feels from moment to moment, has since the first time they met, and has taken a Master’s level course in The Study of Edward Teach since?

Like, good sex ain't pure mechanics. It’s being attuned to your partner's needs and desires and listening to what they like and what they don’t. There are plenty of people who have tons of sex but aren’t really good at it because they’re more concerned about their pleasure than their partner’s.

And it’s also about the partner. Ed’s not just lying there letting Stede get on with it. He’s guiding and talking and responding and giving Stede pleasure too. Not to mention encouragement, and you know that Stede Bonnet responds well to positive reinforcement.

So while he may not be 100% competent with the mechanics yet, you better believe Stede is listening to every goddamn sound Ed makes, and every goddamn reaction his body has, and making an exhaustive list of exactly How to Make Edward Teach Come So Hard That He Blacks Out And It’s Actually Kind Of Scary For A Minute that he will dictate to Lucius the next morning.

Stede’s whole thing is that what he lacks in mechanical skills he makes up for in empathetic wisdom, whimsical enthusiasm, and a wholehearted dedication to the bit. Like, you think that little man so pocked with self-esteem issues would be so goddamn smug the next morning if he didn’t KNOW he had just fixed Ed’s lower back?

I think we lean into Stede being a cringe-fail dork while sometimes ignoring that he does actually have a strong skill set that includes emotional intelligence, planning and innovation, and being in love with Ed.

Tl;dr: Stede Bonnet, Worst Pirate of the Caribbean, made Edward Teach see colors in a whole new spectrum. And that was just their first time. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

Hannibal 🤝 Venom

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Very much the vibes for a character in my novel; thank you, clever person who compiled these.

KILL ME IF IT'S WORTH IT; ON FLESH.

silas denver melvin // ethel cain // george bataille // blythe baird // margaret atwood // nicole homer // emily palermo.

Darth Maul and Eddie Brock/Venom would be smack dab in the middle.

chart with all my favorite fictional guys on it and it looks like this

Hux: Is that your granddad’s coat?

eli vanto wakes up and wonders what the fuck thrawn is gonna get them court-martialled for this time

Just need to take a moment to appreciate Sting. I've loved him since I was a young child, and I still love him now--can't believe he's still in the ring, looking as strong as he is! As the fans chant to the rafters, "You still got it!!!"

So...does AEW *want* a riot? Like, was this planned, or did they just wake up like,

Symbrock

9am - Monday

Co-worker: Did you hear they're making Venom 3?

Me: Oh hell yeah! I hope there's a sex scene...

2nd co-worker: Hmm yes him and Anne have such great chemistry.

Me: No. No...I mean between Eddie and Venom.

Co-Workers: *extreme discomfort*

Me:

Me:

Me: Well I'll be getting home now

#tentacles are so useful though

Derailment of thought--defined by Cambridge.org as "a pattern of spontaneous speech in which the ideas slip off the track onto another one that is clearly but obliquely related..."

Defined by me as a the thought pattern that singlehandedly ruined*** both Tommy Taffy and Taylor Swift when the "Anti-Hero" video dropped.

Observe:

Now try to tell me that's not how "Third Parent" went.

***(By "ruined" I mean "improved.")