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tHANK YOU 

@hetalia fandom

Stop sexualizing Sealand his human age is 12 wtf is wrong with you

I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS IN FOREVER

this is very important

aaaand the games are ruined

savage

gangs in london will fuck you up

im gonna cry i love it

silly comic with vampires and their human make-up artist friends

AANG IS A LITERAL RAY OF SUNSHINE AND I LOVE HIM OKAY

HE IS MY S ON

THIS IS THE BEST DASH COINCIDENCE I HAVE EVER SEEN

Characters the signs should vote for in Smash

Aries: Professor Layton

Taurus: Professor Layton

Gemini: Professor Layton

Cancer: Professor Layton

Leo: Professor Layton

Virgo: Professor Layton

Libra: Professor Layton

Scorpio: Professor Layton

Sagittarius: Professor Layton

Capricorn: Professor Layton

Aquarius: Professor Layton

Pisces: Professor Layton

I never understood why everyone in school made fun of Jimmy Neutron I mean he could probably construct a death ray or something and he’s already got a few mind-control devices seriously just don’t fuck with Jimmy

super smash bros ballot

character you’re voting for: professor layton

title of the game the character appears in: professor layton series

why should this character become a fighter?

 it’s a good thing my grandpa knew this

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

a while back I was fighting with my sister about which of us was superior and I referred to myself as “having the force of a great typhoon” and that I was “mysterious as the dark side of the moon” and she just left 

My work here is done

Pipe down Descole

"I told you not to get in my way." —Professor Layton and the Eternal Diva (2009)

Cookies

I actually really prefer oatmeal raisin cookies to chocolate chip fight me about it

clive dove more like

I honestly hope no one ever decides to go through my laptop I don’t have anything bad in it just stupid crap like this I can’t even explain

i love you

What do you mean the 1760 Star Trek gifs are going to get me no where in life? 

Where else can you find such classics like

Pretty sure what I do is important

a collage depicting the names I constructed for these Pokemon before learning their actual names

Greek Movies

You know I really don’t understand why Hades is always the bad guy I mean in Greek mythology it seems like 78% of problems originate when Zeus is either a dick to someone or putting his dick in someone

MEMES #professorlayton #professorlaytonvsphoenixwright

Layton has murder in his eyes

MISS THAT IS GOING WAAAAY TOO FAR

Really adventurous blonde? Check.

Pessimistic gold-loving con? Check.

White horse with an alarming amount of personality? Check.

Explanation???

anatomy

Luke Triton the movie: pt 1

Fantastic. I didn’t need my heart today anyways.

and finally, i’ve paid homage to my favorite quote of the entire game although slightly misquoted here to make things fit.

and now, i’m off to download the newest dlc CAUSE WHO NEEDS A HEART THAT’S NOT SHATTERED INTO A MILLION PIECES ??

Rest in peace, Mr. Spock.

This sort of quality art is why I joined tumblr in the first place

**This comic contains SPOILERS from Professor Layton and the Unwound Future**

Clive Dove and his most amazing plans.

You sit on a throne of lies

my apprentice: im going to risk my life for this random lady

me: you can’t you’re like 12

my apprentice: i want to become a true gentleman

me: 

I'M CRYINg

Clive: This isn’t happening. It can’t end this way. IT WON’T END THIS WAY!

Clive: *gets hit by the pipe*

*mmmm whatcha say starts playing*