Characters The Signs Should Vote For In Smash

My favorite thing about PruCan shippers is that every one I’ve talked to is just like “lol no it’s never going to happen” but they ship it anyways and way to go guys you’ve dragged me into this horrible pit of wishful thinking too goddamn it

I never understood why everyone in school made fun of Jimmy Neutron I mean he could probably construct a death ray or something and he’s already got a few mind-control devices seriously just don’t fuck with Jimmy

clive dove more like

Cookies

I actually really prefer oatmeal raisin cookies to chocolate chip fight me about it

heavy metal broke my

Ground

Gender no longer exists. Instead of genders everyone gets to choose what Pokemon type they are

I’m water

@vitariesocks

Why did I do this. 

 it’s a good thing my grandpa knew this

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

I'M CRYINg

Clive: This isn’t happening. It can’t end this way. IT WON’T END THIS WAY!

Clive: *gets hit by the pipe*

*mmmm whatcha say starts playing*

this sounds great

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I’ll do as any as I can!