My Work Here Is Done

IMPORTANT QUESTION

So could someone buy a box of say, Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans and use Engorgio on them therefore having more candy or do the magic candy companies have some sort of anti-enlargement charm on their products

i will pay top dollar to get this on a t-shirt

i love you

What do you mean the 1760 Star Trek gifs are going to get me no where in life? 

Where else can you find such classics like

Pretty sure what I do is important

I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS IN FOREVER

this is very important

i’d just like to formally apologize for like… [gestures to all of myself]

I AM SO GLAD I NEVER GOT NINTENDOGS

I COULD NEVER LIVE WITH THIS 

i was thinking about nintendogs earlier

hetcharacteroftheday, I don’t know if you’ve done anything similar to this already and if you have my apologies, but your blog is A+ and warrants a meme of solidarity.

Straight people and characters are not ‘boring’

Because their sexuality is not your entertainment.

When people complain about ‘fetishizing queerness,’ one of the arguments I always see is “LGBT+ people are not your entertainment.” Which is quite right. They’re not.

And by the same rule, straight people aren’t either.

These same people also say things like “Why be boring and straight when you can be not straight?” “Being straight must be so boring.” “Why do you want straight characters? They’re so boring!”

This shit, this shit right here, is what treats being LGBT+ like a fashion statement. Sexuality isn’t measured by it’s entertainment value. By calling straight people and characters boring, you’re saying that not being straight is more interesting. Trendy. Appealing. Entertaining. A person’s sexuality is not your entertainment. The entertainment value for characters is not in whether they’re straight or not. It’s in the story, and in having well-rounded characters with more than one defining trait. I see it said all the time that straight people shouldn’t treat queerness like it’s entertainment, well, guess what? Non-straight people shouldn’t, either.

~ Umbreon

I want this more than anything

imagine the aph nations watching antiques roadshow and being like wait…shit…that was mine. how did those fuckers get that

Rest in peace, Mr. Spock.

my apprentice: im going to risk my life for this random lady

me: you can’t you’re like 12

my apprentice: i want to become a true gentleman

me: