Why Do I Write More In The Tags Than In The Actual Post - Blog Posts

anywho yapatron 3000 over here (its me) dw guys i dislike it also who up endangering they days right now you may also notice i only come on here during times of heavy procrastination shhhhh my teachers definitely love my work ethic no they do not but that's okay cause i make up for it by being so involved in my school i have an excuse not to get stuff done on time why do i write more in the tags than in the actual post