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AU in which Snape has a potions show a la Gordon Ramsay style
-“You call this a potion, Smith? I wouldn’t even use it to scrub the lavatory.”
-“Abysmal attempt, you’re out.”
-“Hmm…this is… adequate.”
-*looks at subpar potion* “I would’ve preferred it if the cauldron had exploded.”
-*contestant reaches for their wand* *Snape materialises out of thin air* “What the *beep* do you think you’re doing? You *beep* *beep* *beep* dunderhead. *Beep* oxygen thief!”