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Very tragic story but like when you put it like this...
Captain 3 is the funniest Splatoon character actually
Be some kid on the street
You're 14
Get pressured into joining the army by an old man??
Start going by Agent 3. Which is not a name
Never speak a word (you're canonically too shy)
You just start blasting??
Save the world and liberate an entire race of people somehow???
The entire rest of the series can only happen because you did this
Almost kill the protagonist of Octo Expansion (she is in love with you now)
Turn 16
Become a DJ as a hobby??
Your DJ name is DJ Sango. Sango is just "number 3" in Japanese. Still not a real name
Start taking yourself really seriously
Start wearing a cape
Get knocked unconscious multiple times
Get mind controlled???
It's fine you got better
Turn 21. The old man quits and puts you in charge of the army???
You inherit his hobo outfit. Why are you actually wearing it
Start going by Captain (still not a name)
Still never speak (a girl speaks for you) (she's a famous singer and older than you, why are you making her do this)
Do one (1) cool thing and just sit on your ass the whole rest of the game
Say booyah once
HES EVIL
I'M NOT TAKING ANOTHER PAYCUT!!!
Basically the WHOLE splatoon fandom:
my birthday cake of my favorite splatoon image. unfortunately it cost one hundred dollars because safeway does not say that different types of cake cost more or less on the custom cake form and i accidentally made it twice as big as i should have. so many people were looking at me funny in the safeway so it was both hilarious and embarrassing i think. i hope yall enjoy this stupid joke
How to interact with a scrunkly old octopus