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geralt: who cuts people’s hair in the middle of the night?
jaskier: i do. they call me the midnight barber
geralt: yeah well that’s an infringement of people’s liberties so don’t be doing that to me
jaskier: i do do it to you
geralt: what?
jaskier: who do you think cuts your hair?
geralt: my hair just doesn’t grow very fast
jaskier: what, you think it stays that length naturally? i’m in there in the night, styling away
geralt: how dare you do that to me in the night when i’m oblivious
jaskier: i do my best work when you’re oblivious