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"Every social media app has Elvis impersonators" is a statistical error, Tumblr Georg, who lives in a cave and has 1000000 Elvi was an outlier and should not have been counted
whoever invented beds was a fucking genius im just all cozied up in here like u don't even know how cozy i am
Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+right, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired
if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave
I thought I might share one of my new tattoos. A couple years ago, a dear friend and I coined the term “fish bag moment”
A fish bag moment might be sitting all alone in an empty new apartment after coming out and upending your life, or starting a new job in a brand new line of work because it’s closer to your dreams
It’s what happens when you take a leap of faith or make a hard decision for yourself, when the future is so hard to visualize and everything feels scary. You’re just a fish in a bag and you can’t see where you’re going
But you’re on your way to a bigger aquarium
Spotify should let me annotate playlists. It's not enough to make a ship/character playlist, I need to explain every single song on there.
I sent my inner child to work at a steel cable plant to make some extra cash and it got mangled in an industrial accident and died in the hospital so I really don't have to protect it or whatever anymore. good luck with your self care stuff though
They need to stop packaging pop tarts and their generics by twos. Two pop tarts is too many. I'm 25 years old. I'm practically geriatric. Two pop tarts is too many. Two pop tarts will kill me.
i remember learning the word melancholy at age 7 or something and thinking oh this word's gonna be huge for me
they call it the switch 2 because you see the price and switch 2 another console
not all ships are For wanting them to be in a happy healthy relationship together. sometimes shipping two characters means you want them to be erotically obsessed with each other and become entwined in a mutually toxic love affair for a few months and then horrifically break each other's hearts and never speak again. sometimes you want them to be codependent best friends with enough repression to explode a submarine who only make out/have sex when they're at their worst. sometimes you want them to pine after each other for years, never say anything, and then die. sometimes you want them to kill each other. this, too, is shipping
people should NOT be allowed to say they met their partner online when they used a dating site or app. if you say "we met online 🥰" i expect to hear that you got into an argument in a homestuck fanfic comment section and fell in love. that you met in a furry discord server and got married. not that you swiped on tinder until you met fucking josh who lived 3 miles away.
Yes yes I know this too shall pass but christ alive man it's passing like a gotdamn kidney stone
being self aware is the worst thing ever. can’t even be pissed at my dad properly without having a disco elysium ass internal monologue about it
Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up
sometimes life puts you in the same situation again to see if you’re still a dumbass
It's been in the 60s and 70s here after brutal -20 degree temps. I feel its so close...so close
i just need to hold on until the trees start blooming again
As someone who has a lot of cts with contrast and will continue to have them. I hate the peed my pants feeling and I believe every time I'm the first one to actually pee my pants. Even after all these times. I support the emotional support depends idea like please
there should be more options than suffering via employment and suffering via unemployment
I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord
why are the last two hours at work genuinely the most agonizing thing