Ninjago Jay - Blog Posts

Kai: Jay, você não é um inútil.

Jay: Sério... Essa é a coisa mais bondosa que você me disse.

Kai: Você sempre pode ser usado como um péssimo exemplo!

Wu no dia mais cansado dele

Wu: Minha "esposa" (Misako) e eu tomamos a difícil decisão de não querer filhos.

Wu: Se alguém quiser, me envie uma carta com seus dados que poderemos entregá-los amanhã.

Ninjas: ☠️☠️☠️

Wu conversando com os ninjas

Wu: O que é uma piada considerada boa?

Jay: Para mim é aquela que me faz morrer de rir

Cole: Eu gosto das com final inesperado

Kai: Eu gosto daqueles sobre mim. Falem bem ou falem mal, mas falem de mim

Wu: ... Eu tenho uma!

Wu: Quantos ninjas são necessárias para trocar uma lâmpada? Nenhum, pois todos são idiotas demais para saber fazer isso!

...

Wu: 😎👍🔥

Ninjas: 🥲🥲🥲

Okay, so this is a story i might write but I do want to get it out there and see if anyone is interested in reading it.

So the series would be about the previous two sets of Elemental Masters of Ninjago, since some got their Element earlier, others later, and its a whole jumbled mess. The main focus would be these characters.

Keahi Kalama, The Master of Fire, and known as the Wildfire Archer, for when his arrows strike they wrupt into flames. He is also known for using different pouches full of powder to change the color and deadliness of his fire and to make the smoke itself poisonous. (Father of Ray Kalama, Grandfather of Kai and Nya Kalama)

Jiang Daiyu, the Master of Water, and known as the Tide-Bringer for she swept an army from the beach when they threatened her home village. She prefers to use a fishing spear as a weapon, simply because she knows how to use it best, and she is one of the strongest Elemental Masters of the Alliance. (Mother of Jiang Mei Lien (Maya), Grandmother of Kai and Nya Kalama)

Gerald D'Angelo, the Master of Earth, and known as the Shield for his control in forming shields to defend his allies. Most commonly seen using a massive war hammer to manipulate the earth and is naturally strong, breaking bones in a single punch. (Father of Lilly D'Angelo, Grandfather of Cole Brookstone)

Aspen, the Master of Ice, and known as the Bringer of Winter for he rarely is seen during missions in summer but once he begins being seen it means winter is coming. Used two long blades coated in poison that left his enemies rotting but frostbitten, striking fear into the hearts of his enemies. (Unknown relation to Zane Julien)

Petir, the Master of Lightning, and known as the Blue Serpent for his powerful strikes using the Imperial Adder fighting style. So fast, very few of his oppenents stand a chance when facing him outright even when they outmatch him in strength because he has experience and speed. No known weapons used. (Father of Lyn, Grandfather of Jay Walker)

Eteri, the Master of Wind, and known as Tempest for in battle she could summon massive tornadoes that left gouges in Ninjago still seen in modern day geography. Rarely every used weapons, but carried Tessens, war fans, with sharp blades in case her element became disabled or she needed to fight without it. One of the strongest members of the Elemental Alliance. (Mother of Morro)

Aryan, the Master of Smoke, and known as the Ghost Samurai, for his ability to turn himself to smoke and travel quickly made people believe he was a ghost. A samurai that teamed up with the Elemental Alliance, because they were being threatened by the Emperor of Ninjago. Wore black armor and had a sword passed down to him that was still as sharp as the day it had been forged. (Father of Morro)

And Garmadon.

I wanted to do a series about how Elemental Masters weren't trusted or revered until recent years and that's why Morro never used his Element on the streets. It would show the Emporer basically deciding he wanted all elemental masters dead, not understanding very well that the elements would simply pass on, and sent out his army creating a period of war and strife.

A lot of the secondary Elemental Masters stayed in hiding with Wu, who did not wish to fight, while Garmadon led his own group to fight back and try to force the Emporer to leave them alone.

The main characters though would be Eteri and Aryan, Morro's parents, and we would see what happened leading up to him being 'abandoned' in Jamanakai at the base of Wu's Monastery. I thought it would be interesting to explore if his parents did not actually abandon him but circumstances happened and he ended up alone.

Parts of the story would flash forward to when Garmadon is talking of his old friends, finally sharing the information all of the ninja wanted before revealing Morro's parentage. (He's there because he's trying to redeem himself.)

So, what do you think?

A silly au where everthing is the same but the siblings are absolute units.

Wu comes looking for the map, finds two goddamn trees. He is confused.

I drew a scene from this fic im currently obsessed with by @sadisthetic !! If you like pls remember to comment!! authors love it!

in the middle of all the pain, this scene made me cackle hjhdjfhgdjf good lil snack before going back to the suffering ☻♥

Cole: "quick animal fact: most sharks do not attend church"

[Cole and Kai giggle]

Jay: "quick animal fact: birds can be funny"

Kai: "even quicker animal fact: monkeys like banana"

Cole: "shit, that is a good fact"

Cole: "quickest animal fact: monkeys live."

[Kai and Jay wheeze]

Kai: "most monkeys live"

[they all laugh, wheeze and cough]

Jay: "some monke alive"

[they die laughing like dumbasses]

❤️🖤💙

Translation:

Tears. Tears on flowers

He's not coming.

Moon, moon, moon cat

The light from the puddle drinks and drinks

It's getting darker in my window

Moon, moon, moon cat

The heart is waiting and waiting

But it's been clear to me for a long time, only the night is in the window.

💔💔💔

My poor boy😔

(1/2) Jay animation woA

*knock knock knock* hello ninjago tumblr, I drew your boy, may I come in?

I have always been a little bit of a ninjago enjoyer, and seeing dragons rising s2, was really fun so here's some Ninjago designs

Very clearly these are like before the merge or something and I chose to use the movie outfits for the civilian/casual design because I think they're really cute and fun to draw!! Maybe one day I'll make a design for the DR characters.

Close ups + Zane alt version

No civilian close ups because that's too many images

I cried.

Dragons rising season 2 spoilers

Man, can we talk about how Jay and Nya love each other so much that she was able to IMMEDIATELY tell that what she was seeing wasn't real

Like, Arin believed his parents hated him, Lloyd thought Wu was disappointed and chose wrong making him leader and Sora was dragged back to Imperium, and they all thought it was real, but Nya took one look at Jay not remembering her and was like "nah, my man loves me this shit ain't real"

Hey Ninjago fandom I kinda have to ask, but like have most of you forgotten Jays remark about saving a girl in the pilot season probably being the reason kai makes jokes at his expense more then the others, like I'm genuinely curious.

Ok so idea that probably won't happen but what if the reason Jay is evil is because he somehow rembers kai but like only the name face and that their vaugly friends and through manipulation from ras and he just keeps ignoring the rest of the Ninja. Idk just a funny thought

lego Ninjago movie meets show would be funny if it's during dragons rising and show Lloyd is just trying to find his kids in all of the caos of whatever is happening. Adittionally the exstistential crisis you could give each version of the characters would be funny

Ok so this one kinda needs context but basically Zane and jay were in a cave and found euphrasia and all three are trying to find a way out but jays a bit sceptical because there where a bunch of unconscious serpentine around (Riyu was the actual one to take them out but it was just cause he fell on them)

Spoilers

JAY IS SO PATHETIC OH MY GOD I LOVE HIM

THIS IS A JAY STAN ACCOUNT/j

Little doodles of @chebyshevptera’s destiny swap au because it has reignited my Ninjago hyperfixation and I cannot stop thinking about them (Cole in particular but that’s just because I am him and he is me)

Ninjago au where nothing is different except Cole can sing.

That’s it.

That’s the au.

Genuine question here, do people actually enjoy skybound?

I’ve seen some posts on TikTok talking about how it’s great because of the character development between Nya and Jay, which I understand, but then they don’t see anything wrong with it?

There are a lot of things that aren’t terrible about this season, don’t get me wrong… HOWEVER you can’t deny it gets weird.

Firstly we have Jay being mysogynistic and a bit of a creep. I saw someone call him an incel and unfortunately I feel they’re right. A lot of the characters get like this throughout the season as well, but it is mostly Jay. Personally he feels really out of character for a lot of the season, as well as Nya.

Onto Nya, I feel she didn’t get what she deserved this season. She told Jay she didn’t want to be defined by her relationships but he didn’t listen, and she makes a couple of very stupid mistakes. Then again, this is Ninjago and there are a lot of stupid mistakes.

Nadakhan had the ability to be such a good villain. If the writers didn’t make him interested in Nya i personally think it could have been more interesting. Yes, I know he was only interested in her because she looked like Dolores, but that does not excuse how creepy he was. Also, weren’t the ninja still teenagers at this time?

Alright, rambling over. I understand this season has very mixed feeling for a lot of people, and I really want to know your opinions on this season.

New year, new me! Sharing some Illegal Elemental masters incorrect quotes! (Read the fic HERE if you haven’t!!)

Under cut for spoilers

For better ref (left to right, top to down.)

Chen: *sigh* what do you have there.

Skylor waving a sword: a knife!

Chen running towards her: NO!

Jay: they are behind me… aren’t they?

Nya behind him with water hands ready to attack him:

Master wu waiting for Jay to find the other ninja: *sipping oversized teacup.*

Jay praying: Please let this be a normal job…

Master Wu: *Awkwardly adverts gaze.*

Cole with his hand on a counter: He asked for no pickles.

Lloyd with a sad expression next to him:

Dareth swearing: Sir… this is Dareth’s Mojo Dojo…

Jay and Skylor posing over Chens grave: :D

Jay: Y’know, I’m not totally useless. I can always be used as a bad example.

Nya: I’ll be the evidence.

Cole: I can be the support!

Kai: I can be the good example!

Lloyd: I’ll be.. the claim?

Zane: I can be the counter-argument!

Pixal: I’ll be disappointed.

Jay: What’s your biggest flaw Kai?

Kai: Sometimes I don’t listen to people because they’re boring me.

Jay: Oh that’s not too bad! I do that sometimes also.

Kai: Sorry, what were you saying again?

Jay: What are you? Two?

Kai: Yeah, two feet taller than you!

Jay: :0

Jay: >:0

Cole holding Jay back as Jay struggles: JAY NO-

Jay: KAI- I’M NOT THATS SHORT! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU-

Kai: You’ll need to reach up?

Jay in the middle of writing/typing something: Oh- ah. What’s it called again??

Zane working nearby: What’s what called?

Jay: Oh you know, that… [mimes] spritz thingy with the nozzles and trigger thing.

Zane: I honestly have no idea what you’re talking about.

Jay: Never mind. It’ll probably come back to me later.

Later… (3:00 am)

Jay: SPRAY BOTTLE!

Zane: AHHHH-

Jay on the phone: MASTER WU! We need your help! I-

Master Wu either just got on a faris wheel or having his tea time: Nu-uh. Is a great evil back?

Jay: Well… no?

Master Wu: Are the Oni returning?

Jay: …. No?

Master Wu: Then it’s not an emergency. *hangs up*

Cole: What did he say? What do we go about the portal to another realm in our living room?

Jay: He said it wasn’t an emergency.

Kai being attacked by something from the portal: HOW IN THE FIRST SPINJITZU MASTER IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY?!?

Chapters: 5/30 Fandom: The LEGO Ninjago Movie (2017), Lego Ninjago Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Cole & Lloyd Garmadon & Kai & Nya & Jay Walker & Zane, Cole & Lloyd Garmadon & Kai & Nya & P.I.X.A.L. & Jay Walker & Zane, Nya/Jay Walker (Ninjago), Cole & Jay Walker (Ninjago), Lloyd Garmadon & Jay Walker, Jay Walker & Zane (Ninjago), P.I.X.A.L./Zane (Ninjago), Ninja Team & Jay Walker (Ninjago) Characters: Jay Walker (Ninjago), Nya (Ninjago), Zane (Ninjago), P.I.X.A.L. (Ninjago), Lloyd Garmadon, Cole (Ninjago), Kai (Ninjago), Skylor (Ninjago), Master Chen (Ninjago), CONTAINS OCs!

Long ago, when the First Spintizju Master created Ninjago, very powerful people were born. With powers over the elements. They were known as Elemental Masters. However, they were dangerous. And the public feared their power. So they locked up every elemental master, young and old. To study them.

But a great evil is arising, one which cannot be stopped by armies. One which will need elemental powers to stop. And those elemental masters have grown a hatred for the world... How can Jay convince these elemental masters to help?

I’ve realized I’ve never put this on my tumblr, so uhh. Yeah! THIS IS AN AU INSPIRED FIC! sooo, the au ideas goes to the original owner. (Which I talk more about in the first ch) Also, I am looking for ninjago Ocs to have in this, if anyone wants to have their ocs. They can be elemental masters, guards or just some random person who shouts the most random of things in the background.

^ Chapter 4 talks about this more, but here’s what I need. You can comment, send it to me via inbox, or reblog this post. You can send a picture (if you have one) or at least a basic description , their element (If they have one. Also send abilities and powers that character can use if you have an idea.), I also will need their personality, favorite color. One last thing I need is if they are a guard, imprisoned elemental master, part of the resistance, civilian or if you want me to decide. Every Oc help (There is absolutely no limit to the amount of Ocs you send or allow me to use) I will do my best for everyone who sends an oc!

Thanks to everyone who sends in Ocs (I will credit you also in the notes of the ch they appear in)

Kai: How many Jay’s does it take to change a lightbulb?

Cole: Just one, the real question is how many ladders does he need?

Jay: *offended noises*