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adam scott proves once again there is nothing more appealing than a man disheveled and covered in blood
do not ask mark scout "well what are you going to do about it" because he's going to get experimental brain surgery about it. he is actually going to get so much brain surgery about it and then also hit his head on the floor
mark S the type of guy to get sold to one direction
severance continues to get wilder. gretchen cheats on her husband with her husband; don't let her husband find out! ham-based throuple gets significantly more ominous. helena convinced mentioning local depressed alcoholic widower's dead wife by the wrong name is a surefire way to get him to need her carnally. somewhere markhelly is wasting company time getting freaky under a table. milchick beefs with child and paperclips.
what if we fell in love forever under the plastic desk tarps
my favourite thing about mark s. is that he's just a little bit unrenderable. like adam scott is soooo stunning but i feel like nobody can quite draw him. can't quite get the essence of his features. it's the zendaya phenomenon all over again. mark serves face but took the "render not my creation in miniature" too seriously đ render not at all apparently
Is it bad that I think oMark could really help oHelena become a better person because he has experienced what healthy relationships feel like? Like, I'm saying all this with the owed respect to Gemma ofc, but I think she would've wanted him to be happy and it sounds like she was the kind of woman who just understands broken people IRL (her job was teaching and we don't really know what but we do know that the best teachers are those who understand their students). I think Gemma's spirit would see through Helena and she would sympathize with how lost and lonely she is.
waittt oh my gosh hi you're my first ever ask ilysm -- AND its about severance???? amazing. see, im kinda torn on the matter! on one hand, i think it would be so great if outtie mark and helena found some sort of happiness with one another, i sympathize so much with how the environment helena was raised in affected her and how we see there was a chance for her to have grown up better (helly) and ofc o!mark deserves to be happy again and the potential for their relationship and the conflict and emotions they'd get to work out is so compelling đ but within the parameters of the show and what we've seen, i think it's just ....doomed đ like markhelly low-key my ultimate otp right now and i want them to succeed so bad because mark s and helly deserve so many good things but also, i fully acknowledge that mark s EXISTS cause of mark scout's love for gemma and is reintegrating out of that same love and now there's doubt and betrayal and fear after woe's hollow and -- I'm getting distracted. while i don't think gemmark is going to have a happy ending, i think that mark's love for gemma and the still mysterious circumstances of her death and helena pretending to be helly means any goodwill for helena negates that possibility. BUT i think it's tragic because there is such a possibility that mark could make her better sighhhh. i got a little ramble-y but i absolutely love your ask and your take. gorgeous
severance really said they were gonna take the love square/triangle trope and make it so insane. NOBODY is doing it like them. gretchen has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever. burt out here ominously setting up a ham-based throuple. helena wants that widower cookie sooo bad.
it's 2021. future me shows up and says that Zoolander is going to make the most peak tv show in the history of the world. i laugh. it is 2025. i am vomiting my guts out and digging my fingers into my eyes after woe's hollow and trojan horse. the hallucination of ben stiller that smiles down at me every time i break out into tears over markhelly and markgemma and irving and dylan and milchick demurely waves away my snotty, miserable gratitude for creating severance. i feverishly count the seconds till friday.
had to take a break from my mark s./mark scout bootlicking to goggle at all of the cake mr. milthick has going on back there
ugh the way mark s desperately wants to believe that innies and outies are the same person to reconcile what he did with helena, but at the same time he wants to believe theyre different because ms casey isnt *his* wife, shes his outies. oh mark babygirl u are so conflicted <3
mark scout, im sorry. i was unfamiliar with your game until you rizzed me w/ it. i was such a champion of pathetic malewife boss mark s. i didn't realize how bad mark scout sucked (huge positive). i love your petty, prickly, angry everything, mr. scout. kiss me in the lumon elevator as you lose all your memories
"hi there, you on the table" --um NO, mark s. YOU on the table rn. lock the doors
Severance takes place in a dystopian alternate universe where everyone is carnally attracted to Adam Scott
officially severance pilled
guys. we need to be fr. no more of this markgemma or markhelly stuff. real ones know it's only legitimate once you smash their names together in an unholy way that displeases God. gark and melly supremacy
when you just want everybody to be happy but mark scout loved his wife so much he split himself apart just to give some fraction of him the chance to live without choking on grief every second of the day and mark s. has never known any other love than the one he has with helly, that he's chosen and taken with his own two hands, of his own accord, and now he's reintegrating and it can no longer be ignored that he is not physically two people who loves two people, he is just one body who loves two people and neither deserve to be a second choice. but i want everyone to be happy and end up together happy.
Oh how I love a Corporate Horror
you quit your dangerous espionage brain surgery procedure. you go out to eat. you run into your boss. she disrespects your dead-not-dead wife. it pisses you off so much you resume your dangerous espionage brain surgery procedure. the first thing you remember is fucking your boss. the second thing you remember is hallucinating your dead-not-dead wife while fucking your boss. your sister interrupts you to tell you about the woman who only existed to get pregnant she had a crush on. you have a stroke and die. rip mark scout king you were having a hell of a day
ik I'm a day late to the "season 2 episode 9 of Severance" party but I JUST finished it, so excited for the finale I'm gonna crash out WHY IS IT A WHOLE WEEK FROM NOW OMG WHAT THE FUCKK (â áâ á©â áâ )
Whatâs love so much about Markgemma is that theyâre just:
I know you and you know me, better than anyone else could, and at the same time I donât know you. There are parts of you that are a mysterious, that Iâve forgotten or have tried to forget, or couldnât possibly knowâ though not through any fault of
yours or even mine. But because itâs been such a long time, during which people and things beyond our control have made new parts of us in the absence of each other.
I love the parts of you I know; I canât bear to look at those same parts. I canât learn the new ones I havenât gotten the chance to. I want the chance. I fear it.
Because what if some part of me doesnât love some part of you⊠as much as this part of me does now?
love doesnât transcend severanceâŠ
âŠbut the ability to love does.
i have two sides
You know your ship has made it when thereâs a fanart variation of The Kiss by Gustav Klimt
has this been done yet
some severance doodles!! cause iâve been neglecting it for a while
CAUSE THEY DONT KNOW THAT PETEYS DEAD NONE OF MDR KNOWS BUT NOW THAT MARKS REININTERGRATED HE (WILL) KNOW CAUSE THEY ALL JUST THINK THAT MAYBE HEâS HAVINGTHE TIME OF HIS LIFE IN FLORIDA BUT HES NOT HES DEAAAD. đ. PETEY YOU WERE TAKEN TOO EARLY (this is in complete disregard to s2 ep4 but dude⊠that was a crazy episode)
hello severance fandom!!
198 ((107-8)*2) sessions? bro how many severed ppl are there working at Lumon? what happened to everyone else when dylan flipped the switch? did we think about that?
I suppose itâs what you could call my âgood old daysâ. SEVERANCE | 1.08 Whatâs For Dinner?